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Daeron: 'I'm going to join that clan. '
Starry: '....'
Thassen: 'runs to clanmaster'
Daeron: ':3 LOL'
Starry: 'Dae, do you realize it's all female?? *rofl*'
Thassen: '3 2 1 '
Daeron: 'I can fix that, Starry!'
Daeron: 'Now wheres that Teal Rawhide Scroll..'
Daeron: 'They'll never know the difference.'
Starry: '>.>'
Starry: '*rotflmao*'
Daeron: 'Or wait!'
Daeron: 'Starry! Sex Change me!'
Starry: 'Oh, that was a good joke... *smirk*'
Daeron: 'I know you can do it!'
Thassen: 'your rite he does loke a little feminin'
Starry: '*brings out the butcher knife* ^^'
Daeron: '^_^'
Starry: '*lifts it above her head w/ an evil glint in her eye*'
Starry: 'I'm gonna keep it in a jar. ^^'
Thassen: 'you know id rather beat it to a pulp with a bat til it falls off'
Starry: 'You'll scream for me, right Dae? ^^'
Thassen: 'makes me fear better'
Kandar: 'Are we stoping it before it breeds? Is that what we are doing?'
Starry: 'Don't take it off yet, Thassy. I have use for it yet. :3'
Starry: 'Are you talking about me or Dae, Kandy? *smirk*'
Thassen: 'ok il hold for a few'
Kandar: 'Dae'
Starry: 'Oh, then sure, yeah'
Starry: '*GRIN*'
Kandar: 'I dont think we can stop you from breeding..so we all just buy fire suits'


The shade of Kingy: 'yeah but this is england, hockey isn't as hot here as it is over in the US and canada'
Starry: 'Well, it should be. *pout*'
Anri: 'Hockey's not really that big in the us'
Witness: '*agrees with Starry*'
The shade of Kingy: 'ah'
Elgar: 'well it aint so get over it!!!'
Starry: 'It's just because you English people are skinny little twigs*'
Witness: '*SMIRK*'
Kingy: 'well in that case hockey isn't too big in general if it ain't too big here or there'
Elgar: 'and please remember i am SCOTTISH!!'
Kingy: 'either that or americans have too much sugar intake o_o'
Starry: 'Scots, English people... you're all the same!!'
Starry: 'You all live on the same island and stuff. *smirk*'
Elgar: 'you take that back'
Starry: 'SUGAR'
Anri: 'Yah, go stereotypes!'
Starry: 'No! *sticks out tongue @ El* ^^'
Elgar: 'thats it...were gonna invade america and make you pay'
Starry: '*CACKLE*'


Azurerain: 'anri is leaving us!'
Azurerain: 'nooooooooo'
Niky: 'she not leaving, az'
Niky: 'take a pill'
Starry: '*grin* Pills'
Niky: 'anri, u trying to break az heart? evil lil gurl!'
Anri: 'Hey, I'm not little.'
Azurerain: 'and we haven't even had sex yet'
Anri: 'Well, ok, yes I am.'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Kingy: 'I knew I shudn't have introduced her to the clan'
Kingy: 'grr'
Niky: '*grin*'
Azurerain: 'well Anri, promise me wild hot sex if you plan to leave the clan?'
Starry: 'Then when she does, I can give you wild hot 'feel better' sex, Azzy'
Anri: 'Hmm, I'm trying to think of something witty to say.'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Anri: 'I'm coming up with nothing though'
Elgar: 'what ....did i hear that right?'
Azurerain: 'mmm wild hot feel better sex'
Starry: 'Hear what?'
Chemisse: 'youre having sex with Az Starry?'
Starry: 'Can Thassy watch?'
Azurerain: 'I don't mind if Thas watches'
Thassen: 'ok cool'
Starry: 'Only to make her feel better when Anri leaves'
Thassen: 'as long is az is ok with it'
Starry: 'And so we can eat cookie dough'
Elgar: 'or are you just using az to get to the cookie dough'
Chemisse: 'ahhh, that's very thoughtful of you'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Azurerain: 'and my special cookies'
Anri: 'Can I tape it, then sell copies for $10 a pop?'
Azurerain: 'only $10???'
Anri: 'Hmm, $25? We'll talk.'
Starry: '*grin*'
Azurerain: 'can we talk while we have wild hot sex?'


Azurerain: 'I wanna be Starry's boxers in my next life'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Thassen: 'wait in line'
Azurerain: 'haahaa'
Starry: '*rotflmao*'


Gothnor: 'starry said I could have her yesterday'
Starry: '*rofl* I did not, Gothy, you liar'
Chemisse: 'have her?'
Chemisse: 'lol'
Thassen: 'me and my army of newbies gona overrun goth'
Gothnor: 'nod she said she would show me hers if I showed her mine'
Starry: 'I show you a piccy of me, and alluva sudden I said you could have me?'
Gothnor: 'I said starry no I dont want to play docter like that '
Vashar: 'piccy?'
Starry: '*lol* PIccies, Gothy, PICCIES!'
Vashar: 'where?!?!'
Gothnor: 'hehe'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Starry: 'But I hate doctors, Gothy'
Gothnor: 'why do I need my pants off to check my heart beat'
Gothnor: 'hehe'
Starry: '*lol*'
Sayton: 'lmao'


Sayton: 'i have a fetish with big thingys'


Azurerain has recalled to the clan hall!
Thassen: 'az on the move'
Azurerain: 'muhahhaa'
Thassen: 'watch carefully as the wild azzy beast grazes in the wild'
Lavok: 'lol'
Thassen: 'now if you look to you west you will see one attacking a lonly sheep'
Azurerain: 'LMAO'
Thassen: 'and back into her cage she goes away from danger'
Azurerain: 'LOL'
Lavok: 'haha'
Azurerain: '*waggle* should see me mate'
Lavok: 'do you oscillate?'
Azurerain: 'nope, hooves make it difficult to oscillate, however, my tail can oscillate'


Azurerain: 'so what does Anri's imagination picture us as?'
Starry: 'Stick figures!'
Azurerain: 'LMAO'
Starry: 'And I have a big circle for a head, like a balloon.'
Azurerain: ']:>->B--'
Starry: '*lol*'
Anri: 'Don't worry, you have fangs to distinguish you from the others.'
Starry: '^^'
Niky: '*grin* anri is smart'
Anri: 'Thas has hearts around his head, etc.'
Starry: '*rofl* Yup yup'
Niky: '*uplaugh*'
Starry: 'That's my Thassy. :3'
Niky: 'u guys making me laugh at work! me gonna get in trouble'
Starry: '*nod nod* ^^'
Azurerain: 'do I have a strap on?'
Anri: 'Um...no. *erases*'
Niky: '*laugh* too late now'


Starry: 'Just because I'm collecting everyone's piccies so I can mastu-- I mean... >.>'
Anri: 'Ah'
Starry: '*halo* ^^'
Witness: '*ROFL*'
Niky: '*laugh*'
Anri: '*Tilts head to side*'
Azurerain: 'you do that too?'
Anri: '*Blinks*'
Starry: '*GRIN* *cackle*'
Starry: 'Anri, gimme your piccy. :3'
Witness: '*rofl*'
Anri: '*Barricades self in a bomb shelter*'
Starry: '*waggles eyebrows*'
Starry: 'Right now~! XD'


Niky: 'hehe u and thass sign on at different times'
Starry: '*nod nod* Classes and time zones. -_-'
Niky: 'maybe one took the other char over and just avoiding multiplaying! there is no starry anymore!'
Starry: 'Dun dun dun!!'
Niky: 'just thass with a plot to prove hes not gay!'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Anri: 'That's a pretty elaborate scheme'
Anri: 'He's obviously so gay.'


Niky: 'u didnt die?'
Niky: 'NO FAIR!!'
Kandar: 'Nope'
Niky: 'u go back and die'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Kandar: 'hell no'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Starry: '*readies the really really long stick of dead-pokingness*'
Starry: 'Go back!! ^^'
Starry: '*bloodthirsty*'
Niky: 'ty starry!'
Kandar: 'why..so I can win'


Niky: 'damm, that reminds me, i need to post *sigh*'
Starry: 'Post?'
Starry: '*thinks about riding horses*'
Starry: 'Cowgirl? ^^'
Niky: 'on the forum'
Starry: '*grin*'
Lavok: 'hey kandy, you use heat spreaders on your RAM?'
Niky: '*giggle* starry *gasp* u wanna ride me?'
Niky: 'eww lavok'
Lavok: 'i do i do'
Niky: 'that sounds rude'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Starry: 'Riding is fun. *halo*'
Niky: 'CLAN Lavok: 'hey kandy, you use heat spreaders on your RAM?''
Niky: 'common, that had to sound rude'
Starry: '*giggle* Tovy's randy!'
Niky: '*grin*'
Lavok: 'LOL'
Kandar: 'Nope I dont'
Niky: 'hears babble babble'
Niky: 'hahah'
Lavok: 'heh, women LOL'
Starry: '*grin*'
Kandar: 'I use them on the Ewe...but not the ram'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Niky: 'heeh lavok is smiling'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Starry: 'sheepies. :3'


Lavok: 'ooo I found a micron 512 stick nonecc for 80 bucks'
Niky: '*grin*'
Niky: 'again, sounds rude!'
Starry: 'Voosh! Right over my head. ^^'
Niky: 'what kind of stick??'
Niky: 'hears babble babble'
Starry: 'The good kind, apparently. *smirk*'
Niky: 'show me ur stick!'
Lavok: 'no camera :>'
Kandar: 'is that Micron chips on a third party board?'
Niky: 'lavok?'
Niky: 'show me my equipment!'
Niky: '*flash*'
Raerd: 'was fetish'
Niky: 'heh what was it?'
Niky: 'ahh'
Niky: 'sounds rude'
Starry: 'MmMmm..fetishes. *waggles eyebrows*'
Niky: '*looks for mike for sex*'
Lavok: 'fetish is good'
Starry: '*lol*'
Lavok: 'i don't think it is kandy'
Niky: 'all this compute talk is sexy!'
Niky: 'how ur ram baby?'
Lavok: '1 gig stick baby *winks*'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Niky: '*laugh*'


Starry: '*can imagine Wit and me climbing all over Kandy's stuff* Kandy: "Get off! *chasing us around*"'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Kandar: '*laugh*'
Starry: '^^'
Kandar: 'My wife yes...my dog maybe..my bike ... NEVER'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Thassen: 'lol'
Starry: 'Vroom vroom!'
Kandar: '*gets shovel out to scrap up the leftovers*'
Witness: '*blinks* I can ride your wife??'
Starry: 'We've never driven one of these, but we can learn!'
Starry: '*ROFL*'
Witness: 'Your DOG???'
Starry: 'OMG...'
Kandar: 'If you think ya can'
Starry: '*ROTFLMAO*'


Daeron: 'Niky the white stuff is scary!'
Kandar: 'Just swallow real fast dae..itll be ok'
Niky: 'nods'
Niky: '*giggle*'
Daeron: 'But it's choking me!'
Starry: '*SMIRK*'
Niky: 'sounds like a voice of knowledge'
Kandar: 'ROFLMAO'
Kandar: 'nah...tis what I use to tell my girlfriends'


[EDIT: "BTW, Kandy mostly edited this one. He used my full name!" =P]
Thassen: 'but wizzy so much fun'
Starryangel: '*grin*'
Starryangel: 'But I suck w/ reagents. :('
Kandar: 'you will lern'
Thassen: 'save up 32k in qp and buy all the quest bags '
Starryangel: 'I'm too stupid to learn. >.>'
Thassen: 'what did i tell you about that '
Starryangel: '*can't save qp; must sell it!*'
Starryangel: 'Ummm... >.>'
Starryangel: '*eh heh*'
Kandar: 'you will lern'
Kandar: 'eep'
Starryangel: 'Nuh uh. :/'
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Thassen: 'hehe'
Kandar: '*oh shit spilled drinK*'
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Starryangel: '*rofl*'
Kandar: 'laugh'
Kandar: 'theres one for ct'
Starryangel: '*lol* Hell if I'm editing that... =P'
Kandar: 'I will'
Starryangel: '*lol*'


Witness: '*drools* OMG Johnny Depp is so fucking hot! You could almost have an orgasm just looking at him!'
Starry: 'JOHNNY DEPP! XD'


Azurerain: 'Enter Starry's Mind: Where is Thassy, hmmm wonder what he's doing...is he thinking about me....I want a cookie...no I want Thassy to hand feed me many cookies...'


Kingy: 'think u guys cud gimme a piece of advice?'
Lavok: 'get an english teacher?'
Thassen: 'um bow down and worship us?'


The shade of Witness: '*rofl* I drunk a vial and ended up in Town Dump.'
Starry: '*ROFL*'
Thassen: 'think that means something?'
The shade of Witness: 'Guess that says what the Powers think of ME!'


Lavok: 'we may allow starry to gnaw on your corpse as well'
Starry: 'MmMmm...corpses'
Tarthos: 'thats fine i like some gnawedge now and then'
Starry: 'I like bones. ^^'
Tarthos: '*smirks'
Starry: 'No, not that kind, Tovy'
Lavok: ':>'
Starry: 'I like Thassy's bones! *cackle*'
Lavok: 'TMI!'
Thassen: 'yep nice and hard '
Starry: '*grin* Yup!'
Lavok: 'DAMNIT TMI!!!'
Starry: 'Feel good in my mouth too'
Lavok: 'GOD DAMNIT STARRY TMI!!'
Lavok: 'GOD DAMNIT STARRY TMI!!'
Lavok: 'GOD DAMNIT STARRY TMI!!'
Lavok: 'GOD DAMNIT STARRY TMI!!'
Lavok: 'GOD DAMNIT STARRY TMI!!'
Lavok: 'GOD DAMNIT STARRY TMI!!'
Lavok: 'GOD DAMNIT STARRY TMI!!'
(Thassen says, 'Hehe scaring lav for once')
Thassen: 'lol'
Starry: '*rotflmao*'


Niky: 'what the heck is that?'
Thassen: 'what?'
Starry: 'Mrow?'
Niky: 'candle of doom :>'
Wakefield: 'A scented candle of Doom'
Starry: 'MmMmMmMm'
Wakefield: 'what does doom smell like?'
Starry: 'Strawberries. ^^'
Niky: 'dead carcases'
Thassen: 'i like strawberies'


Ryokuttai: 'Daeron, i now have 50$. XDDDDD'
Thassen: 'ryo you wana spend on me?'
Thassen: 'il be your best friend'
Ryokuttai: 'ROFL. XD'
Daeron: 'Ryo, I'm good in bed!'
Daeron: '*wink*'
Thassen: 'i cant beat that'
Ryokuttai: '*Gags* Sorry, I'm taken'
Niky: 'nods, he gives head!'
Chemisse: 'lol'
Thassen: 'dae is good at going down on guys'
Daeron: 'Niky! You're not supposed to say that out loud!'
Niky: 'sowwy'


Ryokuttai: '*Glares to Daeron*'
Ryokuttai: 'You sexy bitch. *Hugs tightly while sobbing on his shoulder*'
Daeron: 'o_o....'
Lavok: 'lol'
Starry: '>.>'
Warped: 'ahem'


Niky: 'hehe see website? starry said we r going to be so fucking hugh!'
Azurerain: 'I won't fuck hugh'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Niky: 'u and ur standards *sniff*'
Anri: 'Not even hugh grant?'
Azurerain: 'I'll do his wife though'
Witness: '*drools*'


Lavok: 'did daddy elf bitchslap you a lot when you were a child daeron?'
Daeron: ':<'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Raerd: 'just not hard enough'
Starry: 'Maybe too hard'
Kandar: 'then so will we *bitch slaps Daeron*'
Daeron: '*moans* harder kan!'
Starry: 'Feel the love. :3'
Anri: 'Daddy elf touched Dae in his private spot as a kid'
Kandar: 'Ewww...Not going there'
Starry: '*rotflmao*'
Lavok: 'daddy elf was a catholic priest?!'
Kandar: 'had to be'
Anri: 'Hopefully, there's no devout catholics here. -_-'
Starry: 'Hope there's holy soap to go with that holy water. =P'
Anri: 'Hopefully those choir boys won't drop the holy soap'
Tarthos: 'lol'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Daeron: 'o_o; I'm in Choir.'
Starry: '*cackles*'
Daeron: ';_; I'm in my school choir!'
Daeron: 'Leave us alone!'
Tarthos: 'i might just have to become a choir boy lol :P'
Daeron: 'We're not -all- homosexuals!'
Anri: 'o_0'
Tarthos: 'jk'
Lavok: 'you just trying to pick up chics, you aren't fooling anyone dae'
Starry: 'XD'
Anri: 'Someone's a little too defensive.'


Daeron: 'Rofl. I almost typed 'I am in Kandar''
Kandar: 'eep'


Kandar: 'food....hmmm...reminds me...i gotta eat something ..'
Kandar: '*looks around for firstborn*'
Anri: 'Don't eat your firstborn!'
Anri: 'There's a thriving slave market out there.'


Anri has left Materia Magica unwillingly.
Daeron: 'Fucking bitch come back here'
Daeron: 'Not ANri'
Niky: '*laugh* dae! we telling!'


Azurerain: 'I miss starry looking down my shirt'
Azurerain: 'always looking for them cookies'
Starry: '*lol* I never looked down your shirt before'
Azurerain: '*puts a cookie in her cleavage*'
Starry: '*attacks Azzy's chest* XD'
Azurerain: 'wheee!'
Ryokuttai: '>>;;;;'
Starry: 'sorry if I bite too hard *wink*'
Ryokuttai: 'DAE'
Azurerain: 'whooooa it's not there try lower'
Daeron: 'What?'
Starry: '*lol*'
Ryokuttai: 'LOOK AZZY'
Daeron: 'What when where?'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Azurerain: 'LMAO'
Daeron: 'There was a repop down here'
Ryokuttai: 'STARRY'S ATTACKING HER CHEST'
Daeron: 'I messed every--..'
Ryokuttai: 'WOOP'
Daeron: 'CHEST?'
Starry: '*wink*'
Daeron: 'WHERE?!'
Ryokuttai: 'YES'
Ryokuttai: 'CLEAVAGE'
Starry: '*pets Azzy's boobs*'
Daeron: '*stare*'
Daeron: '*Drool*'
Ryokuttai: 'OMG!!!'
Daeron: 'Az, my mistresss... my soul belongs to you!'
Ryokuttai: '*Makes weird noises in his pants*'
Azurerain: 'muhahhaaa'
Daeron: 'Command me!'
Daeron: 'I shall do your bidding!'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Ryokuttai: '*Nosebleeds and faints*'
Starry: 'they're just azzy's boobs. =P'
Azurerain: 'ROTF'
Daeron: '*stare*'
Ryokuttai: '@_@ *Stare*'
Daeron: 'Mistress..'
Ryokuttai: 'ATTACK MORE'
Starry: '*sing-song* I get to touch, and Dae does not~!'
Ryokuttai: 'RAVISH!!!!'
Ryokuttai: 'Starry'
Daeron: '*Grunts, and pulls out a bone club* Ungh.. ungh ungh...'
Starry: '*lol*'
Azurerain: 'why do boyz always attack the token clan lesbian?'
Ryokuttai: 'Imagine Azzy's chest as two cookies!'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Ryokuttai: 'ATTACK MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Daeron: '*Beat his chest, and smacks Ryo with the club* Ugh! Unga! *Points at Azzie's chest, then to himself* Ung ung oh!'
Starry: 'I'm only bi; sorry Azzy'
Thassen: 'its ok az i dont want you'
Daeron: '*hunches over and drags his hands as he walks* Ungh!'
Azurerain: 'hey your female that's all good ]:>'
Ryokuttai: '*Takes a log out* UNG UNG UNG *beats his chest and roars*'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Daeron: '*Becomes the Alpha-Male*'
Ryokuttai: 'Unggg...'
Azurerain: 'yay thas'
Daeron: '*Beats Ryo down*'
Ryokuttai: 'ahahahah ung ung?'
Ryokuttai: '*Beaten*'
Starry: '*lol*'
Daeron: '*Jumps up and down on him*'
Ryokuttai: '*unconscious, bloodied*'
Starry: 'alpha male isn't going to help you w/ chicks who like chicks, Dae.'
Thassen: '*pokes dae and ryo in the eye*'
Daeron: 'Ow~'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Daeron: 'But I know what will!'
Starry: 'Oh?'
Ryokuttai: '*Dreams about Azzy and Starry!*'
Daeron: ':o Just so you know, I am -very- handy with my tongue!'
Starry: 'A sex change?'
Daeron: ':o'
Ryokuttai: '*MOAN*'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Starry: 'It's not that hot, Ryo.'
Starry: '*ROTFLMAO*'
Daeron: 'XD'
Daeron: '*wink thass* Oh yeah baby'
Ryokuttai: '*Wakes up*'
Daeron: '*strokes Thass's chest* Big boy!'
Ryokuttai: 'WTF?!'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Daeron: 'Hehe'
Thassen: '*points dae toword ryo* there'
Ryokuttai: '*Bonks himself and dreams of Azzy and Starry again* WOWOOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOW'
Azurerain: 'starry meet me in the orgy room in a few?'
Ryokuttai: 'Azzy Can I watch?'
Starry: 'I'd do anything for you, Azzy. *wink*'
Daeron: 'Rofl. Okay, I'm over it.'
Daeron: 'Girls are the devil anyway.'
Thassen: 'can i watch ?'
Ryokuttai: 'Can we watch?'
Starry: '*lol*'
Azurerain: 'yep all can watch I'm a voyer'
Starry: '*grin*'
Ryokuttai: 'Whee!@#'
Azurerain: 'so I understand the urge'
Thassen: 'just wana watch starry no care about az'


Witness: 'Heheheh. HOw do I tell if I'm drunk???'
Kaine: 'if im attractive to u'
Starry: '*lol* Ummm...try to walk a straight line'
Starry: '*ROFL*'
Witness: '*goes to try*'
Witness: 'BRB"'
Starry: '*rofl* Just the fact that you're trying is almost proof enough. =P'


Gothnor: 'if thass was here we could kill some hunters'
Thassen: 'nope lazy '
Gothnor: 'hehe'
Gothnor: 'he is makeing out with starry'
Thassen: 'i was soposed to go to bed 2 hours ago but couldnt sleep'
Gothnor: 'hehe '
Starry: '*grin*'
Gothnor: 'thass at least button your shirt'
Thassen: 'you mean pants?'
Gothnor: 'them too'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Thassen: 'and if im not wearing any?'
Starry: 'XD'
Gothnor: 'rofl'
Starry: 'I like skipping the making out and going straight to the good stuff. :3'


Elgar: 'YES!!'
Starry: 'No orgasming on ct, El. =P'
Elgar: 'never stopped you!!'
Starry: 'I know, but I'm special. :>'


Elgar: 'anri licked me and left....story of my life'
Anri: '*Pats*'


Starry: 'I blew Kandy's cover! XD'
Niky: 'nods nods'
Kingy: 'starry blew Kandy hard'
Niky: 'eep'
Starry: '*GRIN*'
Kandar: '*lights cig* damn was it good too'
Starry: 'I always blow hard. *wink*'
Niky: '*laugh* we such pervys'
Starry: '*nod nod* ^^'
Niky: 'i think we scare valgaav'
Kingy: 'damn I didnt' keep my thoughts to myself this time'
Starry: 'So Kingy thinks about me blowing Kandy? Wow, kinky. *GRIN*'
Kingy: '._.'


Niky: '*grin* everyone luvs u'
Starry: '*lol*'
Niky: 'u like a beanie baby or something'


Sayton: 'my alt looks sexay with the donation eq =)'
Thassen: 'i look sexy with no eq'


Kandar: 'too bad they took out dual weild'
Starry: '....'
Thassen: 'ya that stinks'
Starry: 'Mmm...two axes instead of one. That's like a double orgasm!'
Thassen: 'thats insane'
Starry: 'XD'
Thassen: '8 attacks mmmmmmm'
Starry: 'Mmmm...think me orgasm just talking about it.'
Thassen: 'you get exited over simplest things'
Kandar: '5 defenses'
Starry: 'Mmmhhhmmmm'
Starry: 'Me'd even have sex w/ Kandy right now! Is how much me turned on. :>'
Kandar: '*swoons*'
Niky is no longer away.
Niky: 'done!'
Niky: 'yaaa'
Starry: 'yyaaaay'
Niky: 'aww nobody cares'
Thassen: 'nice'
Niky: 'yaaa starry cares!'
Starry: 'Niky, you hear me gonna have sex w/ Kandy? :>'
Niky: 'cool'
Starry: 'Me care lots!'
Niky: 'hehe'
Starry: 'Thassy's gonna videotape :>'
Niky: '*grin*'
Niky: 'thas taking lessons?'
Thassen: ':( cant kan have sloppy seconds?'
Starry: 'XD'
Niky: 'hehe u need to learn grasshopper'
Starry: 'Sloppy? Does that mean *censored*? XD'
Niky: '*grin*'
(Kandar as) a stone gargoyle: '*keeps his mouth shut and does his quest*'
Niky: '*laugh*'
Starry: 'Me don't say all that me think, 'cause valy is on, and me know he has weak stomach for such things'
Starry: '*teases Valy* XD'
Niky: '*laugh*'
Starry: '*thinks of lots of naughty things "sloppy" can mean*'
Starry: 'XD'
Niky: 'me thinks thas thinks kandy can give u a good time'
Starry: ':>'
a stone gargoyle: 'Can i start at ankles and work my way up?'
Niky: '*grin*'
Starry: 'kk. :> But me ticklish!'
Thassen: 'you wouldnt even let me rub your feet so ticklish'
a stone gargoyle: '*watchs out for reflexes*'
Starry: '*nod nod*'
Valgaav: 'I feel like I walked in on something very odd.'
(Niky as) a slime mold: 'just sex :>'
Valgaav: 'Eeewww...moldy sex!'
a slime mold: 'unusual topic for us, i know'
a slime mold: '*grin*'
a slime mold: 'been a while for me'
Starry: 'XD'
a stone gargoyle: '*starry has me flustrated now..cant concentrate on quest*'
a slime mold: '*laugh*'
Starry: 'XD'
Starry: '*flash* XD How's the questying now? :>'
a stone gargoyle: 'I had to stop and think why I was in sigil'
Valgaav: 'For the intellectual stimulation?'
a slime mold: 'heh starry is the devil!'
Starry: 'I don't think that's his intellect that's stimulating. XD'
a slime mold: 'nods, starry behind that too'
a stone gargoyle: 'I dont think it is my intellect she is stimulating'
Valgaav: 'Alright, for the phallic stimulation then.'
a slime mold: 'heh he was working his way up from the toes'
Starry: 'Maybe it's Kandy who's behind. *wink*'
a stone gargoyle: 'I was running...waht did I miss'
a slime mold: 'heh i was making things sticky on forum *wink*'


Starry: 'Starryangel is outlined by a faint pink glow. ;_;'
Starry: '*cry*'
Thassen: 'your all pretty now'
Chemisse: 'hehe'
Starry: '@#%!#$%!@#$@#$@#'
Starry: '*chops something important off Thassy*'
Thassen: 'not my fingers'
Chemisse: 'something smaller?'
Kandar: 'it is now'
Starry: 'XD I WUV CHEMMY!'


Starry: '*pushes Thassy in the pit w/ her friends*'
Kandar: '*hands starry back her cookies*'
Starry: 'Now fight for the steak! XD'
Wake: 'is the steak cooked?'
Starry: 'No. I'm not that nice. XD'
Thassen: '*climbs out of pit* next time make deeper'
Starry: 'It IS deep!'
Wake: '*decides not to jump in after the steak*'
Kandar: '*shuts mouth*'
Starry: 'Me keeping James in there, and he 6 feet!'
Starry: '*smirks @ Kandy* What, you dun think my hole is deep, Kandy? *halo*'
Kandar: '*blood dripping from bitten tounge*'
Starry: 'XD Kandy is probably laughing reeeeallly hard IRL :>'
Starry: 'And his wife will hit him with a stick!'
Kandar: '*ROFLMAO OHYEAH*'
Starry: 'XD'
Starry: 'Kandy wuvvles me. :>'


Daeron: ''Ah, tis' a good day, is it not Daeron?' a woman asks.'
Starry: '*grin*'
Daeron: ''Indeed.' you say.'
Valgaav: 'Hoo...I'm closer to the small guy than that behemoth. Oi vey.'
Daeron: 'You ask, 'How are you doing this fine day?''
Daeron: 'A woman asks, 'Ah, tis' a good day, is it not Daeron?''
Daeron: 'You say, '...''
Starry: 'XD'
Thassen: 'dae wants to get any however he can'
Daeron: '[SAFE] backstab woman'
Daeron: '[SAFE] All in this area are protected by one of the Powers.'
Daeron: '...'
Tailadir: 'misogynist :/'
Chemisse: 'he likes it rough I see'
Starry: 'XD'
Daeron: 'Oh yeah you know it.'
Valgaav: 'You're thinking of a different kindof backstab, Chem.'
Chemisse: '*snicker*'
Lawk: 'I have backstab!'
Chemisse: 'lol'
Valgaav: 'I'm sure you do...'


Gothnor: 'I eat cat'
Niky: 'heh isnt haggis sausage?'
Niky: '*grin*'
Starry: 'gothy, cat and pussy aren't the same thing =P'
Niky: 'goth, thats called pussy'
Elgar: 'NO'
Niky: '*grin*'
Gothnor: 'no no I said I eat cat'
Kandar: 'isnt that that stuff they put in a sheeps stomach'
Starry: 'XD Niky and me are using the same brain again!'
Elgar: 'LOL'
Gothnor: 'not pussy'
Niky: '*grin*'
Niky: 'u dont eat pussy?'
Niky: 'awww poor wifey'
Elgar: 'haggis is good with chips and curry sauce'
Tarthos: 'lol'
Gothnor: 'does mike eat pussy'
Tarthos: 'yep all the time'
Niky: '*grin* do i look unhappy?'
Gothnor: 'rofl'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Niky: 'well, this week'
Thassen: 'lol'
Gothnor: 'everyday then'
Elgar: 'is mike fat??'
Niky: 'hmm explains why im looking at the shiney boot this week'
Tarthos: 'why you gf so happy all the time'
Niky: 'mike out of town on business trip'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Niky: 'heh just am'
Gothnor: 'niky has to break out the vibrator this week'
Tarthos: 'buisness trip thats what you crazy hip cats call it now lol'
Niky: '*looks at hand* all under control'
Kandar: 'LOL'
Kandar: '*laugh*'
Gothnor: 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'
Niky: 'hehe starry is here, oops'
Starry: '*lol* What?'
Starry: 'want me to leave? :>'
Niky: '*grin* u do clan talk'
[EDIT: "That I do!" XD]
Niky: 'usually the most i say on ct is heh'
Starry: '*grin*'
Kandar: '*slides up behind niky and starts giving her a backrub*'


Kandar: 'I need to go...I am starting to swell'
Starry: '*hehe*'
Adioz: 'bye bye kandy'
Kandar: 'My knee starry...my knee'
Starry: 'XD'
Starry: 'I can't help it :>'


Sina has been slain!
The shade of Sina: 'A demonic goat breathes forth a cone of fire.'
Starry: '*grin*'
Starry: 'XD'
The shade of Sina: 'stupid goat'
Starry: 'GOAT!'
***later on***
Sina: 'so we meat again goat'
Violla: ' hmm?'
Starry: 'XD'
Gothnor: 'rofl'
Sina: 'A demonic goat is here, bleating with anger.'
Thassen: 'send it my regards'
Thassen: 'me and the goats go way back'
Sina: 'i see'
Sina: 'it all makes sence know'


Starry: 'I should tease Erulien about his gemstones. XD'
Niky: 'ya'
Starry: 'Be like "Gimme some, Eru." XD'
Niky: '*grin* ya ya ya'
Starry: '"Me give you sex w/ Thassy for diamonds!" XD'
Niky: 'hey now! thats a pretty good deal!'
Chemisse: 'lol'
Starry: 'Yep, I'm a good deal-maker. :>'
Niky: '*grin*'


Adioz: 'i'm alive and naked! and some chick licked me when i reincarnated... how sexy :P'
Starry: '*lol*'
Sayton: 'lucky you'
Sayton: 'chem never licks me when im naked'
Starry: 'First sexually-oriented experience, I take it? XD'
Sayton: 'lol'
Adioz: 'lol'
Adioz: 'nah'
Starry: 'I'd lick you if you were nekky, Say. *wink* XD'
Sayton: 'lol'


Sayton: 'oo your getting big elgar'
Sayton: 'well for second class at least :P'
Elgar: 'thats because i am excited'
Starry: 'o.O'


[Azzy's POV...I think]
Starryangel has entered Materia Magica.
Anri: 'wb'
Thassen: 'um wb'
Starryangel: 'Fucker! -_-'
Thassen: 'no class?'
Anri: 'Yw'
Starryangel: 'My class was CANCELLED!@#'
Thassen: 'aww im sorry'
Azurerain: 'is that your pet name for Thassen?'
Starryangel: 'I walked all the way to third floor Admin ;_;'
Starryangel: 'You don't wanna know my pet name for Thassy. =P'
Azurerain: 'cookienipple?'
Starryangel: 'Chris was like "Your class get cancelled?" and I went "YES!@#" and half the floor started laughing 'cause they heard'
Starryangel: 'Umm... no, Azzy. >.>'
Azurerain: 'long john silveR?'
Starryangel: 'No. >.>'
Azurerain: 'buttercup?'
Starryangel: 'Ewwww....hell no!'
Azurerain: 'evenbetter...penisbuttercup'
Anri: 'Does it involve the word honey?'
Starryangel: '*rofl* That's the most screwed-up petname I've ever heard, Azzy'
Azurerain: 'no the most screwed-up is steakncheese twatwaffle'
Starryangel: '>.>'
Starryangel: 'Please tell me you don't call your gf that. =P'
Starryangel: 'urgh...I need a nap'
Azurerain: 'haahaaa no, I call her "Mein Schatz"'
Azurerain: 'and Bae'
Starryangel: 'All I know is that means "my something" >.>'
Starryangel: 'I think'
Azurerain: 'my darling/precious/dearest...'
Starryangel: 'ah'
Azurerain: 'but that's only when she's not asking me to talk dirty'
Starryangel: '*smirk*'
Azurerain: 'then she's Mein Kitzlerkriecher'
Starryangel: '>.>'
Starryangel: 'Not sure I wanna know. =P'
Azurerain: 'muhahhhaaa'
Azurerain: 'it's a censored-licker'
Starryangel: '*smirk*'
Starryangel: 'yep typing with your head on your hands is hard'
Starryangel: '*angie walks in, stares at Kenji*'
Anri: 'o_0;'
Starryangel: '"tired, huh?"'
Starryangel: '*doesn't move head* "Yeah"'
Starryangel: 'I can't een see the screen; type bad things about me while you can!'
Starryangel: 'argh...need nap...'
Starryangel: 'need...new brain...'
Azurerain: 'I have a cookie'
Starryangel: 'DAMN YOU, WENCH!'
Azurerain: 'heehee'
Azurerain: 'life support'
Starryangel: 'Me go take nappy now. :/'
Azurerain: 'cookies to Starry are like Chef's chocolate salty balls are to Mr Hanky'
Starryangel: '*lickies* If I don't come back, you can assume I died in my sleep.'
Starryangel: '*smirk*'
Thassen: 'love you seya when you wake up'
Starryangel: 'I'm going to make Thassy make cookies with me. Thassy wasn't here for the cookie dough conversation. :3'
Azurerain: 'ok, bye starry, I'll eat a bag of cookies on your grave'
Starryangel: 'muhahahahaha'
Starryangel: 'Otay, as long as I get the crumbs!'
Starryangel: '*wavies*'
Starryangel has left Materia Magica.
Thassen: 'time for me to nap too coincidence the world will never know'
Thassen has left Materia Magica.
Azurerain: 'oh napping is their secret word for phone sex!'
Anri: 'Jeez, they nap a lot too'
Azurerain: 'yep'
Anri: 'And Kandar and Rae are napping as well'
Anri: '0_0'
Azurerain: 'oh my'
Anri: 'I always said they made a nice couple'
Azurerain: 'LMAO'


Starry: 'I know all of you will be melancholy in the absence of my august presence...'
Starry: 'XD'
Jina: '*sobs*'
Starry: 'that's why I'm leaving this blow-up doll look-alike!'
Chemisse: 'heheh'
Starry: '*sets a blow-up doll in the Altar Room* Yay! :>'
Jina: 'Is it fully functional?'
Starry: 'OMG, I wanna restring something to a Starry look-alike blow-up doll now XD'
Starry: 'of course *waggles eyebrows*'
Starry: 'no, I think thassy should restring something to that XD'
Starry: 'for when he gets lonely :>'


Tailadir: '"Oh Niky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Niky!"'
Niky: '*grin* nods, that one'
Elgar: 'nice toni basil impression tail'
Starry: '*shudder*'
Niky: 'heh nikolas was saying that yesterday'
Elgar: 'can anyone else picture tail as a cheerleader??'
Gothnor: 'yah I want a pice of cheerleader tail'
Niky: '*grin* run tail!'
Niky: 'rumor has it, hes bigger than a toothpick!'
Starry: '>.>'
Elgar: 'show us yer pom poms'
Tailadir: '*Gets out his pompoms* Who wants some?'
Gothnor: 'aww blushes'
Starry: '*shudder*'


Kandar: 'that thing we talked about last night? I got it unzipped and trying to get it up and running now'
Niky: '*laugh* how rude'
Natas: 'ya know, that sounded realllllllly bad'
Starry: 'XD'
Kandar: 'hell I am not even sure how to start the damn thing'
Kandar: 'natas...how do I start the damn thing?'
Adioz: 'eek'
Niky: 'heh'
Natas: 'i couldn't tell ya without looking'
Kandar: 'well look'
Adioz: 'lol'
Natas: 'kandy wants me to look at his thing that he unzipped'
Kandar: 'Its just something for me to play with at home...locally...no outside connections'
Niky: 'nods, cuz hes trying to get it up'
Kandar: 'all this sounds reallllllly bad I know'
Starry: '*grin*'


Daeron: 'Hey Kandy man I need you badly right now'
Kandar: 'hey dae...wahts up'
Daeron: 'Where you at?'
Kandar: 'home'
Starry: 'dae wants sex!'
Daeron: 'Where? What street?'
Anri: 'I'm too tired to make the obvious sex joke'
Daeron: 'I'll find you'
Daeron: ':p'
***later on***
Daeron: 'oh yeah harder kandar'
Daeron: 'miss'
***later on (again)***
Kandar: ''Stick it back in' Daeron says.'
Thassen: 'lol'
Starry: 'XD'
Daeron: '...'
Daeron: 'Shh'
Daeron: 'Kandar says 'umph your so tite''
Anri: 'So I guess Kand's the pitcher and Dae's the catcher in this game of baseball.'
Starry: '*snicker*'
Kandar: '*laugh*..'
Daeron: 'I might need some gloves. :o'
Thassen: 'you know they do have same sex marragies'
Raerd: 'at the least'
Thassen: 'dont have to hide it'
Anri: 'I haven't harassed Kandar and Rae about marrying for a while'


Daeron: 'Lord Agrippa tells you 'As a reward for your valor, I am awarding you 60 quest points, 8 practices, 0 experience points, and 12000 gold pieces!''


Raerd: 'nah :L-)'
Daeron: 'Wow rae grew a mustache between his eyes and his nose.'
Elgar: 'must be side effects from his medication'
Raerd: 'its just a lack of alcohol'


Jina: 'My time is taken up fully by drinking, MM, sleeping and masturbation'
Starry: 'what a coincidence! me too! :>'


Elgar: 'got my coffee now'
Starry: ':>'
Raerd: 'if I'm lucky I get a mouthfull of mine in the morning b4 someone wants something'
Starry: 'XD'
Starry: '*pets rae*'
Elgar: 'such as??'
Starry:, 'sex!'
Starry: '*bugs Rae for sex all the time*'
Elgar: 'i thought so too starry'
Raerd: 'lol, no, stuff like where do I find a cow for a quest'
Starry: 'XD'
Starry: 'and THEN he gets asked for sex!'
Elgar: 'but the cow is used for sex ...right?'
Starry: '>.> not in my sex, no'
Starry: 'unless it's azzy :>'
Raerd: 'need a stool for cows, sheep are better'
Elgar: 'i bet you like all those big pink udders!!'
Starry: '*grin*'


Starry: 'argh...my roomie's girly smells are making me sick'
Jina: 'Why is Starry smelling her roomies girly smells?'
Elgar: 'just one of her little perversions??'
Starry: 'no, I can't help it'
Starry: 'she's spraying things everywhere @.@ *gags*'
Elgar: 'sounds like a perversion to me'
Starry: 'The ozone layer is melting as we speak'
Jina: 'Definiately a perversion'
Starry: '*pokes El*'
Jina: 'Her roomie is wandering around spraying her girlie smells!'
Elgar: 'i bet thats what the maquis de sade used to say...i cant help it'
Jina: 'I know male dogs do that but not female roomies'
Elgar: 'you never know starry your roomie may reciprocate your attentions!!'
Starry: '........'
Starry: 'i'm going to hit you >.>'
Jina: 'I'm sure she will Starry!'
Elgar: 'if she does can you film it for us guys...we're kinda perverted that way too'
Jina: 'It may give you a subject for your creative writing!'
Elgar: 'aroma erotica'
Starry: '-_-'
Starry: 'no thanks >.>'
Starry: 'I have plenty ideas for Creative Writing...involving boiling pitch and Elgar tied up in his spider-infested shed.'
Jina: 'Get her on here...we will pervert her properly'
Jina: 'Best thing to do with a Scotsman!'
Elgar: 'you only deny yourself starry'
Starry: '......'
Starry: 'No, I'm pretty sure I'm not denying myself when I kill you >.>'
Elgar: 'dont go getting all affectionate with me now'
Starry: 'k =P'
Jina: 'Don't worry Elgar...she has already indicated her preferences'
Elgar: 'i know...perhaps i just dont smell enough??'
Elgar: 'perhaps if i smelled girly??'
Starry: '....'
Jina: 'She like girly smells'


The shade of Daeron: '[CLAN] Colin has been brutally slain by a large penis!'
Gothnor: 'rofl'
Starry: '*imagines a large penis running around*'
Niky: 'with legs? '
Gothnor: '*shifts into his VERY large penis'
Dolor: 'To die by being impaled by a huge wang'
Dolor: 'that is just awful'
Colin: 'starry quit immagining stuff about me'
Niky: '*grin*'
Gothnor: 'I could mimic it too'
Niky: 'is large bigger than a toothpick?'
Natas: 'i like dieing to boobies'
Colin: 'no'
Colin: 'lol'
Niky: '*grin*'
Dolor: 'A pair of boobies attack you!'
Starry: 'XD'
Starry: 'I can't help it Colin. :( Stop being sexy'
Natas: 'booby!'
Natas: 'booby!'
The shade of Daeron: 'The severed arm of a pair of boobies falls onto the ground.'
The shade of Daeron: 'THat's how MM would do it.'
Starry: 'XD'
Azurerain: 'this is so weird heehee'
Niky: '*grin*'


Gothnor: 'I am HOT'
Starry: 'XD'
Kamaria: 'i got long teeth, and like to suck on people's neck!'
Starry: 'glad gothy doesn't have a big ego :>'
Kamaria: ':D'
Gothnor: 'no not me'
Starry: 'Mmm...sucking'
Jina: 'Kamaria, are you a half-elf?'
Kamaria: 'starry you wanna go on a date? -wink-'
Thassen: 'starry just needs something to suck on'
Natas: 'big dick... sucking do what?'
Gothnor: 'me me'
Kamaria: 'fey all the way :D'
Starry: 'XD'
Gothnor: 'rasies..wait thats not his hand'
Starry: 'let's skip the date and move on to sex!'
Gothnor: 'yes lets'
Kamaria: 'oo'


Chemisse: 'abstinence has never worked'
Starry: 'yeah :/'
Chemisse: 'lol'
Chemisse: 'have Niky show you'
Starry: 'don't worry, gothy. You don't need it; you're married! :3'
Jina: 'OK Goth. Hold it in you hand. Move your hand up and down for 20 seconds and you will find out!'
Gothnor: 'haha no shit'
Starry: 'XD'
Chemisse: 'heheh'
Gothnor: 'ok hold on'
Gothnor: 'let me try'
Starry: 'okay :>'
Jina: 'Try not to mess the kb'
Starry: 'aim away from the keyboard!'
Gothnor: 'ahhhhh ohhhhhhh ahhhhh'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Chemisse: 'ya learn something new every day'
Gothnor: 'why didnt I find this out 20 years ago'
Starry: '*is trying to keep quiet so her neighbors don't wake up*'
Gothnor: 'and this whole time I was always thinkg of the woman'
Starry: 'XD owwie...too much laughing...pain'
Gothnor: 'screw that hehe'
Chemisse: 'mys husbabd thinks I'm looney, laughing at my computer'


Sayton: 'personality changes more than just how you act *wink*'
Sayton: 'and your sense of humor *wink*'
Starry: '*lol*'
Jina: 'What are you trying to say Sayton?'
Starry: '*grin*'
Sayton: 'it makes your boobs bigger'
Starry: 'XD'
Sayton: ':P'
Jina: 'So you have high personality then?'
Starry: 'glad we're so straight-forward about this =P'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Sayton: 'actually yes but that controls my penis'
Sayton: 'cuz im a guy'


Kamaria: '-pounces on someone who doesn't wanna be pounced on-'
Starry: '=P'
Starry: 'if it makes me warmer, I'm willing to be pounced ;_;'
Starry: 'it's bloody cold'
Gothnor: 'I know we can tell starry'
Starry: 'hafta stick my hands down my pants to keep them warm'
Gothnor: 'can I do that too'
Starry: '*sniffle*'
Kamaria: 'mmm wanna keep each other warm starry?'
Starry: 'sure XD'
Starry: 'clan bonding!'
Kamaria: 'whee!?!, clothing off or on?'
Jina: 'Clan bondage? Where?'
Starry: '*grin* we all getting excited now! :>'
Jina: 'Whip me you bitch!'
Starry: 'specially gothy'
Gothnor: 'ok well I already got morning wood'
Kamaria: 'lol'
Gothnor: 'dam thing always wakes up 20 min befor I do'
Starry: '*grin* Chipper :>'
Starry: 'why do guys always refer to it as their "little guy" if they get offended at being called small? XD'


Jina: 'Oh I have a fetish for everything!'
Azurerain: 'I have a nipple fetish'
Gothnor: 'so there will be a SW orgy this summer whos cumming'
Niky: 'i will!'
Dolor: 'Me me me!'
Jina: 'I'm cumming already!'
Dolor: 'all over my hand'
Gothnor: 'jina has her vibrator hooked up already'
Jina: 'Never take it out!'
Jina: '*turns vibrator up*'
Jina: 'Got one up my ass too!'
Niky: 'heh'
Dolor: ':O hey jina that's clan EQ, when you're done there I need to borrow that'
Natas: 'ROFL'
Jina: '*gives Dolor a gimps mask*'
Natas: 'OMG thats the funniest thing i've heard'
Starryangel has entered Materia Magica.
Natas: 'HAHAHAHAHA'
Dolor: 'hey starry, jina's hogging all the vibrators'
Dolor: 'make her share'
Dolor: ':O'
Jina: '*passes Dolor a pre-lubed vibrator*'
Dolor: 'you always run down the batteries'
Dolor: 'before you share'
Dolor: 'tch tch'
Dolor: 'where the hell am I? Is the artigua forest on the continent of auryn?'
Jina: 'Nah, its nuclear powered'
Niky: '*visualizes viberator almost out of batteries*'
Dolor: 'glowing bits!'
Jina: 'It's great'
Jina: 'It helps guide people in when I open my legs!'
Niky: 'i like the people part of this convo'
Jina: 'I sit at the coast opening and closing my legs pretending I'm a lighthouse!'
Dolor: 'LMFAO'
Niky: '*laugh*'
Natas: 'rofl'
Jina: 'The flatulence provides a fog horn at the same time!'
Niky: 'so much for the version that english have no sense of humor and r cold'
Niky: '*grin*'
Niky: 'u sure u not from north america?'
Jina: 'Nope, 100% English'
Dolor: 'jina, if farts was a proficiency, you'd have it mastered and able to kill archon hunter masters with it'
Jina: 'Besides, 'No sense of humour'! Monty Python is the epitomy of humour!'
Jina: '120% mate!'
Dolor: 'I think I overshot sigil'
Dolor: 'soon as I find land again I'm stopping to wank'


Daeron has been slain!
The shade of Daeron: 'fucking'
Starry: '*pokies Dae w/ the stick*'
Raerd: 'you died fucking? Lucky bastard!'


Colin: 'love or no love im still doing down below'
Starry: 'XD'
Starry: 'that statement is sooo wrong...'


Daeron: 'Wake tried to attack me!'
Wake: 'i only licked it!'


Azurerain: 'guess I can't trade restring coins for sex anymore ]:('
Thassen: 'aww poor az'
Elgar: 'why not??'
Elgar: 'and if you cant..can i?'
Azurerain: 'I'll just get sex for free then'
Starry: 'XD'
Starry: 'I'll trade you sex for sex, Azzy. :>'
Elgar: 'i never get offers like that!'
Shelle: ' lol'
Azurerain: 'ok Starry!'
Starry: 'yay!'
Azurerain: ']:D'
Starry: 'You want a guide present? :>'
Starry: 'is kinky'
Elgar: 'shelle..will trade you sex for sex??'
Azurerain: 'serena can join in'
Shelle: ' hmm? elgar which u are u talking baout?'
Starry: 'K :3'
Azurerain: 'bet Rae wishes he was a guide again'


Shelle: ' lol my hair needs to be cut'
Azurerain: '*gets the razor*'
Shelle: ' *hides so azy doesnt offer her sex for a haircut*'
Azurerain: 'nah don't need sex, shaving you is fun enough'
Shelle: ' i wouldnt mind u shaving me if i had a guarantee u wont cut my ears off my accident along with the hair'
Starry: 'XD'
Azurerain: 'I won't go anywhere near your ears'
Starry: 'dun think you hafta worry about ears in the place Azzy is offering to shave...'
Azurerain: '0]:>'
Starry: '*rofl*'


Norean: 'how does one have secks? I know how to have sex... but not secks o.o'
Starry: 'secks is where you have your socks on and have sex, I think'
Norean: 'Hmm'
(Shelle as) a sexy sidhe waitress: ' after thasssy confessed he isnt italian im not loving fake europeans no more'
Norean: 'then maybe i had secks? i dont recall if i had socks on or not. i think they were... off? I dunno.'
a sexy sidhe waitress: ' u took them off =)'
Thassen: 'starry we had secks'
Starry: 'yeah :>'


Shelle: ' humans are fun to suck on =D'


Starry: 'I suck *wink wink*'
Daeron: 'Keep your fangs away from my crotch.'


Raerd is no longer away.
Starry: 'Yay, Rae is back so we can have sex! :D'
Raerd is now away.
Starry: 'he runs away ;_;'


Jina: '*waggles her breasts in Thassen's face*'
Thassen: 'leave me alone im doing quauntum mechanics'
Anri: 'Undeniable proof that Thas is gay.'


Starry: 'YAY'
Starry: 'i'm all wet :3'
Daeron: ':o'
Daeron: 'Thassen, she's wet.'
Daeron: 'You know what to do.'
Starry: 'give me a cookie? :3'


Kamaria: 'You give a twig named Woody to Aronus.'
Starry: 'XD'
Aronus: ':P'
Kamaria: '-giggle-'
Starry: 'I had a teacher we called Woody :> I pet him'
The shade of Raerd: 'aronus got a woody?'
Kamaria: '-smile-'
Starry: 'XD'
Aronus: 'damn right i did rae'


Natas: 'anyone happen to have an octarine brac w/+2 agi?'
Daeron: 'Go away newbie.'
Raerd: 'lol, nope, not me'
Natas: 'c'mere and let me fok u dae'
Anri: 'Trying to sweet talk Dae for a bracelet eh?'
Natas: '*wink*'
Daeron: ':<'


Anri: 'Dae tag backed, how lame'
Anri: 'He even cheats in tag'
Daeron: ';)'
Niky: 'hehe'
Daeron: 'I cheat at life!'
Thassen: 'ya dae sucks at life too'
Daeron: ';x'
Starry: 'Dae sucks a lot of things.'
Anri: 'Yes, like phallic objects. (Penis)'
Starry:, '*grin* Anri, you so subtle.'
Anri: 'I try'
Daeron: 'Anri, just because you'll never get a penis in your life doesn't mean you gotta' be jealous.'
Anri: 'Dae's very presence drives women to homosexuality'
Starry: 'I feel a homosexual urge! :D *winks at anri*'
Anri: ':)'
Daeron is now away. Message: (Silenced)


Daeron: 'Az, one day I'm gonna' convert you.'
Starry: 'Dae, she's already a lesbian.'
Starry: 'You can't convert her any more. :>'
Daeron: 'Oh nvm.'
Natas: 'HAHAHAHAHAHA'


Niky: '*licks starrys cookie*'
Niky: '- N - there!'
Ironbeard: 'id pay to see that'
Starry: 'whee!'


Nihlathak: 'I'm happy'
Nocluegrl: 'lol i'm horny.. so?'
Nihlathak: 'not you too'
Nihlathak: 'everyone abuses me'
Nihlathak: '*frown*'
Toven: 'i consider that a good thing'
Nocluegrl: 'lol'
Nocluegrl: 'what tov?'
Toven: 'i consider that a good thing'
Nihlathak: 'you would you meanie'
Starry: 'Mwehehehehehehe....'
Toven: 'i love it when Starry abuses me'
Starry: '*cracks whip*'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Nihlathak: 'your not so innocent either starry'
Starry: '*waggles eyebrows*'
Toven: 'starry is an angel'
Starry: 'Only 'cause I lost a bet. *pout*'
Toven: 'tell us about that bet'
Starry: 'No!'


Toven: 'Sayton, first rule... always pick on Starry, and always blame Starry for everything that goes wrong'
Starry: '*wrinkles nose*'
Sayton: 'i dont like that rule.'
Starry: '*pouncies Sayton*'
Sayton: 'starry always been nice to me'
Toven: 'ahh hell, Ret, kick his arse out'
Starry: '*purr*'
Nocluegrl: 'hehe'
Starry: 'MEANIE-HEAD! *whaps Tovy*'
Nocluegrl: 'hehe'


Elgar: 'give me 10 and i will help you'
Sayton: 'give you 10 what?'
Kandar: 'Elgar..that ain't fair...ya charged me 50'
Muneblade: 'rofl..'
Starry: 'Mins?'
Kandar: 'LOL'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Kandar: 'oh :P'
Starry: '*pokes Kandy*'
Kandar: '*pokes starry*'
Elgar: 'but i was worth it kandar!'
Starry: '*SMIRK*'
Kandar: 'Ya *looks at dr bill* you were'
Sayton: 'anyone else getting it?'
Muneblade: 'ROFL'
Chemisse: 'not really'
Kandar: 'just kidding Elgar :)'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Elgar: 'i know!!'


Sayton: 'i hate my cable company'
Starry: 'I hate everyone. =P'
Sayton: ':('
Starry: '*hehehe*'
Kandar: 'Starry can get away with hating everyone cause she is so CUTE'
Starry: 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh'
Muneblade: 'Shes ADORABLE!'
Starry: '*whaps Kandy!*'
Starry: '*hits Muney too*'
Kandar: 'Starry is as CUTE as a bug in a rug :)'
Chemisse: 'I don't think she's cute, I think she's smart'
Starry: '*gags*'
Toven: 'hahahaha'
Starry: 'EEEEE!!! I'm not smart either...'
Chemisse: 'and cheerily violent'
Muneblade: 'lol'
Starry: '*hides from smartness*'
Starry: 'Cheerily violent I'll take! ^^'
Kandar: 'CUTE and SMArt..ya that is Starry'
Chemisse: 'and other good stuff'
Muneblade: 'Ya she is pretty smart.'
Chemisse: 'cute makes me wanna gag'
Starry: '*nod nod nod*'
Kandar: 'CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE'
Chemisse: '*wretch*'
Starry: '*grabs the trash can* Gonna be sick...'
Kandar: 'aww..lookie...starry is geting a trash can..ain't that CUTE'
Starry: '*dead*'


Sayton: 'who is bent?'
Starry: 'SNIPESY!'
Gothnor: 'snipes'
Sayton: 'oh'
Starry: '*pounces the hubby*'
Kandar: 'not me...didn't make it to the liquor store in time'
(Snipes as) Bent: '*screams*'
Starry: '*giggle*'


Muneblade: 'When is the harem gonna have the massive orgy anyways!!'
Muneblade: 'Hehe'
Starry: '*LOL* You wanna have a massive orgy w/ a bunch of guys and 2 chicks? *raises eyebrow*'
Muneblade: 'What was that?'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Muneblade: 'I was running. :p'
Starry: '"*LOL* You wanna have a massive orgy w/ a bunch of guys and 2 chicks? *raises eyebrow*"'
Muneblade: 'Well we'd all be poking you. Lo'
Muneblade: ':p'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Muneblade: 'hehe'
Starry: 'So it's more of a gangbang than an orgy'
Muneblade: 'gangbang-orgy-harem'
Muneblade: 'same difference. :p'
Starry: '*laughs* I'm not THAT loose. =P'
Muneblade: 'hehe'
Toven: 'not yet'
Muneblade: 'rofl'
Starry: 'o_O'
Toven: 'after a gangbang like that, i'd be scared if you werent'
Starry: '*dies*'


Toven: 'i perform sexual favors while thinking about starry too... err i mean.... oops'
Starry: 'O_O'
Toven: 'j/k'
Starry: 'X_X'
Toven: 'rofl'
Kandar: 'It is cause starry is so CUTE'
Starry: '*gags*'
Toven: 'I think thats the best reaction i've ever seen from starry'
Starry: 'I should pull a Happy Gilmore on you. *pout*'
Kandar: 'her CUTE butt...Her CUTE smile...her CUTE wiggle when she walks..She is just plain CUTE'
Starry: '*is dead*'


Retalious: 'thank you EVERYONE'
Retalious: 'oh my god, I can never repay you all'
Toven: 'you can be my love slave'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Retalious: 'sheep die or something??'
Celborn: '*sigh*'
Snipes: 'It would have been funny if when looking for your CPK'd corpse I got CPK'd in the process!!'
Kandar: 'MY SHEEP>>'
Snipes: 'Oh wait, that already happened.'
Toven: 'yeah, kandar was too rough on it'
Retalious: 'oh yeah... the chicken incident'


(Toven as) a soulstealer: 'Hi, my name is Starryangel, your life is now forfeit'
Starry: '*smirk* *halo*'
Witness: 'Say wha? *blinks*'
Starry: '*rofl*'


Niky: 'i am a good leader rite? *looks hopeful*'
Starry: 'Of course, Niky. *pet pet*'
Zoomy: 'the best i ever had'
Kandar: '*feelings of guilt and shame wash over you*'
Starry: '=P'
Zoomy: '*dirty thought*'
Toven: 'heh, i took him 2 days in a row... he can't complain'
Starry: 'EEKKKKKK'
Starry: 'PERVY BOY'
Toven: 'heh, i was thinking the same thing Zoomy'
Niky: 'hehe'
Starry: 'PERVY MANNNNNNNN'
Zoomy: 'so was niky *wink*'
Starry: '*goes back to hiding under her rug*'
Niky: 'starry, is all ok now, come out, come out'
Starry: '*fearful*'
Niky: 'hehe now me can quest!'
Niky: '*happy dance*'
Zoomy: '3.3mil tnl'
Toven: 'lap dance?'
Starry: 'o_O'
Zoomy: 'a happy lap dance to zoomy?'
Niky: '*grin* no tapdance'
Niky: 'vass has no lap dance'
Zoomy: '*prays not from toven*'
Niky: '*grin*'
Chemisse: 'hehe'
Starry: '*dies*'
Zoomy: 'EEEEEWWWWW toven get off me!'
Starry: 'Serves you right!'
Niky: '*grin*'
Toven: 'BUT ZOOMY!'
Zoomy: '*laugh*'
Zoomy: 'well ok'


Niky: 'where u go toven?'
Niky: '2 fast 2 lick!'
Toven: 'hehe'
Toven: 'canadian women like it fast?'
Niky: '*grin* no no'
Citan: 'Wow...that one was bad on so many levels. :P'
Niky: 'nods nods'
Starry: '*death twitchies*'
Niky: 'hehe'


Zoomy: 'im determined to lvl before 10'
Citan: 'Go go go Zoomy! We have faith!'
Zoomy: 'i dont'
Niky: 'aww'
Zoomy: 'but thanks cit'
Citan: 'I suck as a cheerleader. :P'
Zoomy: 'lol'
Zoomy: 'id hope so'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Toven: 'hahaha'
Starry: '*grin*'
Zoomy: '*comf citan*'
Zoomy: 'i sook as a cheerleader too'
Citan: 'LoL'
Zoomy: 'i begged and pleaded for the coach to let me be the towel boy but she said no'
Starry: '*cackles at the thought of ZoomZoom in a cheerleading outfit*'
Niky: 'heh'
Niky: 'i bet he has nice legs, tho'
Zoomy: 'i have sexy legs starry '
Citan: 'Not to mention the endless jokes about playing with pom-poms. *halo*'
Niky: 'told ya!'
Starry: 'I wanted to be towel boy so I don't hafta do any more push-ups on ice. =('
Zoomy: 'me and niky were thinking same thing'
Niky: 'hehe'
Starry: 'Ewwwwiiiiieee...'
Starry: '*gags at thought of Zoomy's legs*'
Niky: 'so sexy, all that hair!'
Starry: 'Thinks me gonna be sick...'
Zoomy: 'nope i shave my "WHOLE" body'
Niky: 'ewww'
Niky: 'bald boy'
Zoomy: 'just kidding'
Niky: 'u'll be proud of ur hair u have left later on!'
Starry: '*dies*'
Citan: 'RIGHT there with ya Starry. *shudder*'
Zoomy: 'tove said i had to shave or else no more lap...oops'
Niky: 'hehe'
Niky: 'toven and his power trip agian!'
Starry: '*digs a grave for herself and Cit*'


Zoomy: '*whispers to clan* saytons kinda goofy looking'
Sayton: 'hey i heard that'
Niky: 'hehe'
Starry: '=P So're you ZoomZoom, but we dun hold that against ya!'
Zoomy: '*points at toven*'
Niky: 'hehe'
Toven: 'hey, I felt sorry for him'
Zoomy: 'starry i told you once and ill tell you agn you are just mad cause i wont sleep with you again'
Zoomy: 'and cause i have a sexy half-elf booty'
Starry: 'No I'm just plain crazy. Mwehehehehe...'
Zoomy: 'lol'
Starry: 'You too small to even have a botty, Zoomy'


Sayton: '*beats self lifelessly with a comb for his stupid spelling remarks*'
Starry: '*grin*'
Muneblade: 'Uh oh a corpse, better hold starry back'
Starry: '*helps Say beat himself lifeless*'
Starry: '*halo*'


Toven: 'RET RET, He's my man, if I can't have him, no one can! YEAH RET!'
Starry: 'You can have him, Tovy. No one else wants him. =P'
Muneblade: 'Gimme a 'R' Gimme a 'E' Gimme a 'T' What does that SPELL!@#!'
Gothnor: 'goth'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Gothnor: 'I mean toven'
Starry: 'Hmm...can't say that word...'


Retalious: 'man oh man, i can taste archon'
Retalious: 'TASTE it'
Gothnor: 'it tastes bad'


Sayton: 'im dead'
Toven: 'starry is undead'
Sayton has been slain!
Sayton: 'damn i was wiked close too'
Starry: '*grins as eye falls out of socket*'


Muneblade: 'If your out in the middle of the ocean, and hide, where are you hiding?'
Retalious: 'in the middle of the ocean'
Muneblade: ':p'
Muneblade: 'I mean what would be a spot to hide?'
Muneblade: ':p'
Starry: 'Underwater. And hopefully you'd drown. *cackle*'
Nihlathak: 'lol'
Starry: '*teases Muney*'
Muneblade: 'Hahahahaaaaaaaa no.'
Muneblade: 'Starry?'
Starry: 'What, Chestblade? ^^'
Muneblade: 'No.'
Starry: 'Yes. ^^'
Nihlathak: 'yeah, chest blade'


Starryangel is no longer away.
Starry: 'Blllahhhhhhhhh'
Muneblade: 'wb cutie'
Starry: 'AHHHHHHHHHH'
Starry: '*whaps Mune*'
Toven: 'hhahaha'
Muneblade: 'heh'
Starry: 'I'm spoilin' for a fight, boy. =P'
Starry: 'Don't make me spank you'
Toven: 'ME FIRST ME FIRST!'
Muneblade: 'Oh no! I woudlnt want that!'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Starry: 'I hit my dad in the shoulder, then we proceeded to knock each other around the kitchen'
Starry: '=P'
Gothnor: 'did you win'
Muneblade: 'Eh..'
Toven: 'ya shoulda checked into the frig'
Starry: 'I dunno that there were any winners...but I bet I bruised his shoulder... *cracks knuckle*'
Starry: 'I did; it rattled. =P'
Muneblade: 'You shoulda checked him out the window'
Gothnor: 'I would love to knock you around starry'
Starry: 'o_O'
Muneblade: 'hehe'
Toven: 'hahaha'
Starry: 'PERVY!!!'
Gothnor: 'not like that'
Starry: '*traumatized*'
Starry: '*dies*'
Toven: 'yes, come to the dARK side Goth'
Gothnor: 'where is your mind starry'
Starry: 'BAKA!!! *whaps Tovy*'
Gothnor: 'I am not takin about that kind of knock'
Starry: 'I dun have a mind. =P'
Starry: 'LIAR'
Muneblade: 'Goth doesnt seem like the pervy type Star!'
Starry: 'Yeah, you should know your own type. *sulk*'


Chemisse has been slain!
Starry: '*grin*'
The shade of Chemisse: 'glad you enjoy my demise'
Toven: 'she just wants to poke your corpse'
The shade of Chemisse: 'hehe'
Starry: '*gets out the really really long stick of dead-pokingness*'
Toven: 'heh'
Starry: '*pokies Chemmy lots gleefully*'
Toven: 'haha... who needs hell when we've got starry'
Starry: '*throws back head and cackles while flames appear behind her*'
Starry: 'Special effects. *waggles eyebrows*'
The shade of Chemisse: 'yeah, which level of Dante's Inferno has Starry?'
Starry: 'All of them!!! *prance*'


Serena: 'sighs.. mommy duties call..'
Starry: '*pats Sere*'
Toven: 'ignore them'
Toven: 'they'll go away'
Serena: 'lol.. i wish. however they just get louder and louder if i do'
Starry: 'They're not door-to-door salesmen, Tovy. =P'
Toven: 'heh'


Starry: 'Blah...second tri starts tomorrow...'
Wakefield: 'i can'
Nihlathak: 'time for another cig'
Toven: 'you shouldnt have gotten pregnant starry'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Starry: 'Wrong type of tri, Tovy. =P'
Toven: 'heh'


Toven: '467k'
Nihlathak: 'GO GO GO!!!!!!!!'
Nihlathak: 'sweet'
Kandar: '*toven runs out of reagents with 100k to go*'
Kandar: 'You can do it Toven '
Toven: 'i don't use reagents on these mobs'
Starry: 'MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
Starry: 'Run out of something anyways!'
Muneblade: 'rofl starry'
Kandar: '*missees a note at 50 hp*'
Nihlathak: 'gotta go eat'
Toven: 'wait foo!'
Muneblade: 'You mean.'
Nihlathak: 'ok'
Nihlathak: 'I will'
Starry: '*waggles eyebrows*'
Nihlathak: 'just for you tovy'
Starry: '*basks in the glory of her evilness*'
Toven: 'YAY!'
Toven: 'they fell and are afk'
Toven: 'oops'
Nihlathak: 'mistell?'
Nihlathak: 'heh'
Toven: 'ya'
Nihlathak: 'you do it just as much as I do'
Toven: 'damnit! 404k till hero and all the zarking mobs are dead'
Muneblade: 'heh'
Muneblade: 'Kill on the lake!'
Kandar: 'he ran out of something starry'
Nihlathak: 'heh, come on tovy, I'm hungry'
Nihlathak: 'heh, mobs'
Toven: 'that bites, its your fault sTarry!'
Starry: '*CACKLE*'
Toven: 'damn you witch!'
Toven: 'burn at the stake'
Starry: 'MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA'


Zoomy: 'i love playing in pk'
Toven: 'its fun'
Serena: 'fun until you get cpkd'
Zoomy: 'cpk especially'
Starry: 'Blah'
Zoomy: 'i just did! i aint scerred'
Serena: 'uh huh.. well you must just have bigger balls then me there zoomy'
Starry: 'o_O'
Toven: 'i'm superman'
Zoomy: 'i'd hope so'
Starry: '*agrees w/ ZoomZoom*'


Toven: 'that spell casting whore'
Gothnor: 'I want to see what parry magic will do'
Zoomy: 'reff is a funny fellow'
Retalious: 'redwing is funnier'
Starry: '*sniffle* You give such good compliments to everyone else but me, Tovy. =('
Retalious: 'he restrung all his EQ to celebrities'
Serena has been slain!
Airlancer: 'Eek'
Retalious: 'ack'
The shade of Serena: 'well that was unexpected'
Airlancer: 'What got you :/'
Toven: 'hey, i called you a whore earlier today'
Starry: 'Once is never enough; I'm insatiable. =P'
Retalious: 'he did a 2000 damage bolt to me earlier'
The shade of Serena: 'you called who a whore?'
Zoomy: 'yeah'
Retalious: 'from perfec to dea'
Gothnor: 'he just pk pked ..and wants a res bad'
Zoomy: 'he didnt get shit though'
Toven: 'i called starry a whore ealier'
Zoomy: 'what?'


Starry: 'GTG'
Zoomy: '*happy dance*'
Starry: '*smirk*'


Kandar: 'Starry, Even though all of us make fun of you...I hope you know it is because we luv you and we are not being mean.'
Muneblade: 'Ya'
Starry: 'Me knows. ^^'
Muneblade: 'Got it Starry?!'
Starry: 'No. *grin*'
Kandar: 'want it?'
Muneblade: 'Good. You BETTER know.'
Starry: 'Heckles no. =P'
Kandar: 'hey Muneblade'
Muneblade: 'Yo?'
Kandar: 'I wonder if starry is a screamer or a moaner'
Muneblade: 'Hmm...'
Starry: 'o_O'
Starry: 'Neither'
Kandar: 'makes ya wonder ...huh Mune?'
Muneblade: 'She maybe stays quiet during the whole thing. (You would think she was asleep!) (Maybe!)'
Starry: '-_- Well no one will ever know.'
Kandar: 'ya...thats it'
Muneblade: 'But...'
Muneblade: 'rofl'
Muneblade: 'But...'
Starry: 'Blah'
Muneblade: 'Hmm...'
Starry: 'But nothing. *sticks tongue out*'
Kandar: 'Ok...we have annoyed the crazy person...we had better quit'
Muneblade: 'hehe'
Muneblade: 'Still thinking about that'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Muneblade: 'Its mind-boggling!!'
Kandar: 'hehe....I bet she leaves hellash claw marks in the bakd'
Starry: 'No it isn't...because it will never happen. It's all hypothetical, Muney. =P'
Muneblade: 'ACK! My brain hurts!! To..much...bed!!'
Muneblade: 'Ya, that and small puddles of blood. :>'
Muneblade: 'ACK'
Muneblade: 'I meant to type to much evil'
Muneblade: 'rofl'
Kandar: 'lol'
Starry: '*smirk*'


Kandar: '*bonk airlancer* No silly....it just is not giving me what I need'
Airlancer: 'Ahhhhhh'
Starry: '*GRIN*'
Airlancer: '*Sniff* Bonk me !'
Kandar: 'Kinda like my wife'
Airlancer: 'the only person that can bonk me is Starry !'
Airlancer: 'But she never bonks me :P'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Starry: 'It sounds soooooo wrong...'


Nihlathak: 'how hard is a wooden broom?'
Toven: 'well, seeing how wood is solid, i'd imagine its pretty hard'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Nihlathak: 'very funny tovy'
Toven: 'rofl'
Starry: '*giggle*'


Retalious: 'HOLY SHIT!'
Starry: 'Oro?'
Muneblade: '?'
Retalious: 'IT LEFT THE SHALLOW POOL!'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Muneblade: 'WHAT THE FUCK?!'
Starry: 'I do that occasionally, RetRet. *smirk*'
Retalious: 'oh my god, the world is ENDING'
Starry: 'Yup yup'
Muneblade: 'The moment starry was born, it started to end. :)'
Starry: '*nod nod nod* ^^'
Muneblade: 'Actually, more like conceived.'
Muneblade: ':D'
Starry: 'Mwehehehehehe'
Starry: 'It's okay; my parents were forewarned. I was a horrible child. But noooooo, they didn't throw me in a dumpster. =P'


Celborn: 'no no no! *hops into niky's lap so she can't move'
Celborn: ':D'
Niky: '*grin* get off!'
Niky: 'u heavy with all that equipment'
Kandar: 'I like this clan. I was in Phoenix along time ago..and that was way to political for me....'
Celborn: 'k! *slides off* wheee!'
Starry: '*lol*'
Niky: '*grin* plays with goths heavy equipment!'
Gothnor: 'niky not in front of the childern'
Starry: '*shakes head*'
Niky: 'hehe'
Starry: 'My virgin ears!'
Starry: '*melts*'
Gothnor: 'niky is beggin me to marry her '
Celborn: 'DAMN IT! *stabbies manari hero* no manari eq :('
Niky: 'awww'
Gothnor: 'I keep sayin only if she can promise me sex 10 times a week'
Celborn: 'couatl didnt have wings either'
Kandar: 'Niky and Gothnor? Oh man.'
Niky: 'nods, he likes text sex!'
Celborn: '*smirk*'
Gothnor: 'we would be a great couple in game'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Celborn: 'oooo look at that O and I get it on!'
Kandar: 'hell, at my age, i am happy if i can get someone that will talk dirty to me'
Niky: 'hehe'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Celborn: '*cough* i have no trouble getting girls to talk to me dirty...'
Kandar: 'and when the wind blows hard I get excited'
Celborn: '*cough*'
Starry: '*ROFL*'
Niky: 'cuz all the boys r, cel? *snicker*'
Celborn: 'who did what to who with what?'
Niky: 'nm, misread what u said :'
Kandar: 'I feel like that comidian i heard at work the other day'
Celborn: 'heh'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Kandar: 'men dont mind marriage...it is just that they only get one piece of a** the rest of there life'
Starry: '=P'
Gothnor: 'well if it is everyday..I dont mind'
Niky: 'u know the saying abt married men, rite?'
Gothnor: 'no what'
Celborn: 'they are pussy whipped?'
Niky: 'married men live longer than single men, but are more willing to die earliery :>'
Celborn: ':P'
Gothnor: 'I love that'
Niky: 'heh'
Kandar: 'geez...looks the same..feels the same..looks the same...feels the same..taste the same..looks the same ...FUCK SHOOT ME'
Gothnor: 'hehe'
Starry: '*grin*'
Niky: 'at least thats what mike says :'
Gothnor: 'taste niky???'
Celborn: '*pulls out crossbow* u sure?'
Starry: 'Otay! *gets out the harpoon gun*'
Niky: '*uplaugh*'
Niky: 'i think this is gonna hurt :'
Kandar: 'I mean....I got nothing against green M '
Starry: 'I'll be sad if it doesn't hurt him. =('
Celborn: 'damn it. not gonna be out done by starry! *quickly builds a balista*'
Niky: 'hehe'
Gothnor: 'hehe but it is all the same in the inside kan'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Kandar: 'ya...'
Starry: 'Poor Celly...do you get the feeling he's trying to compensate for something? ^^'
Kandar: 'Wore out..'
Gothnor: 'ok I think we all need to let out a little bit of built up frustration...wink...wink..wink'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Starry: 'Okay... *gets out the hockey stick* *waggles eyebrows*'
Kandar: 'oooOooo....be scared...she has the vibrating hockey stick'
Gothnor: 'ahhh'
Celborn: ':D'
Starry: '*PPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTT*'
Starry: '*whaps Kandy over the head w/ it*'
Celborn: 'hrm...'
Kandar: 'Oh dont stop...twice more and I will have to spank you like you like it'
Starry: 'EEEEEKKKKKK!!!'
Starry: '*hehe* I'm making Zickan cry'
Celborn: '?'
Starry: 'He wants me to fight him and I'm refusing. =P'
Niky: 'hehe'
Celborn: ':P'
Kandar: 'Why..did ya take the vibrating hockey stick away from them?'
Kandar: 'Oh..'
Starry: '*sniffle* So mean, ol' pervy man...'
Kandar: 'hehehe....'
Celborn: 'hey starry help me aim this thing! *points to balista then to kandar*'
Starry: 'Wheeeeee!@# *pushy push*'
Kandar: 'Geez guys....'
Starry: '*halo*'
Kandar: 'Like I am the worst person you have ever talked to'
Gothnor has been slain!
Celborn: '*push push push* ooops....*slips and sends balista rolling fast at kandar*'
The shade of Gothnor: 'damit'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Celborn: 'ack what got you goth?'
Kandar: '* jumps on as balista flys by...wheeee....balista surfing'
The shade of Gothnor: 'hunter'
Starry: 'Hmmmmm....worst person I've ever met...'
Celborn: 'eeeew'
Starry: 'Is not Kandy.'
Celborn: 'nah kandar is kewl'
Starry: 'DAMN YOU, BRYANT! I'll get you...'
Starry: '*sharpens hockey stick to a point*'
Starry: 'You and your little team too...'
Niky: 'i have 18 spellbooks, is that too many :>'
Celborn: 'heh'
Starry: '=P'
Niky: 'where r u goth?'
Celborn: 'hehe *tickles niky*'
The shade of Gothnor: 'dead'
Niky: 'aww'
The shade of Gothnor: 'what you need'
Niky: 'i memed all the spells for nothing :'
Starry: '*hehe*'
Starry: 'She wants to kick your arse. =P'
The shade of Gothnor: 'thanks anyways'
Niky: 'hehe his ass it too high now :'
The shade of Gothnor: 'she can still take me'
Niky: 'hehe in the bedroom, he said :>'
The shade of Gothnor: 'well yah'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Celborn: 'yeah..goth is high as a kite...'
Starry: 'Stand on a chair and kick it!! ^^'
Niky: '*giggle*'
The shade of Gothnor: 'just took a bong hit'
Niky: 'everybody got mark of wealth?'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Starry: 'Nopers'
Celborn: 'i know how to get it'
The shade of Gothnor: 'so everyone tell niky how me and her would make a great couple'
Starry: 'Everyone in Sigil keeps yelling about it. Blah blah blah all day. =P'
Kandar: 'Well, if ya can get her outta social long enough'
Kandar: 'LOL'
Starry: '*smirk*'
The shade of Gothnor: 'rofl'
Niky: 'heh'
The shade of Gothnor: 'she is too wild for me anyway..I dont think any man could hold her down'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Celborn: '*sticks wine corks in his ears* lalala'
Kandar: 'I think Niky would like haveing a hubby like Gothnor. Talk about a rubber-maid toy. She could do anything she wanted with him.'
Celborn: 'rofl'
The shade of Gothnor: 'but kan I cant strech in those positions'
Kandar: 'You will'
The shade of Gothnor: 'hehe'
Starry: 'o_O'
Starry: '*hides under her rug*'
Niky: '*snicker*'
Celborn: '*plugs starry's ears with wine corks too*'
Niky: 'nods nods!'
The shade of Gothnor: 'cel thats not her ear'
Kandar: 'I can see it now. Gothnor with a ball in his mouth tied to a four poster bed and Niky with a whip of tourture'
Gothnor: 'hehe'
Starry: 'EEEEKKKK'
Starry: 'PERVYYYYYYYY'
Gothnor: 'tell cel'
Starry: 'Whip? *ears perk up*'
Niky: 'heh'
Celborn: 'mrew?'
Starry: 'Pervy Gothy. *sniffle*'
Gothnor: 'not me'
Starry: 'Kawaii!! *tackles Celly*'
Niky: '*laugh*'
Celborn: 'eeeep! *ducks*'
Starry: '*giggles*'
Kandar: 'then there is Niky....nothing on but a apron...standing over the kitchen sink...and Goth sneaks up behind her'
Gothnor: 'kan I like the way you think...'
Starry: 'EEEEeeee..'
Celborn: 'how bout niky in a maids uniform? ...heh'
Starry: 'My fragile psyche!!!!'
Kandar: 'Is Niky even listening to this..or is she laughing so hard she cannot type'
Starry: '*dies*'
Niky: '*laugh*'
Gothnor: 'hehe'
Kandar: 'Niky in ANYT uniform would be sexy'
Gothnor: 'she is trying to explain th her rl hubby what is goin on'
Niky: 'so nice they r thinking of my wardrob :>'
Celborn: 'maid or nurse *ponder*'
Kandar: 'Nurse...that way she can heal what she whips'
Niky: 'i like nurse better, can i have the schapel?'
Gothnor: 'nooooooooooooooooo'
Celborn: 'how bout a syringe?'
Niky: '*grin*'
Kandar: 'No scalpal for you Niky...Well, Unless goth's eq is that sharp'
Gothnor: 'not sharp...just very very BlUNT'
Niky: 'hehe'
Kandar: 'LOL'
Gothnor: 'niky I take it mike is not home'
Kandar: 'Ya...Niky and Goth would make a good couple. Bith of them are Nympho's'
Gothnor: 'I love red heads'
Niky: 'me not saying anything'
Celborn: 'nympho is generaly a female only term...'
Kandar: 'never had the pleasure of a red head'
Kandar: 'Ok....sorry...Gothor is just a horn dog'
Niky: '*grin*'
Celborn: 'no no! goth is a necrophyliac! damn feys'
Kandar: 'LOL'
Kandar: 'Starry is suffering from shock I think'
Niky: 'hehe'
Celborn: '*nod* probibly'
Starry: '*twitchy, twitchy*'
Kandar: '*pokes starry with vibrating hockey stick*'
Niky: 'shes not as fragile as u think!'
Starry: '(Mwehehehehehe...)'
Niky: 'hehe'
Celborn: 'oh i know all about starry... *cough cough*'
Niky: '*grin* we know cel!\'
Starry:, '*smirks @ Celly*'
Starry: '*fanged grin*'
Kandar: 'Oh really? I got a mental image .... but tell me anyway'
Niky: 'hehe'
Starry: 'No. ^^'
Kandar: 'yes'
Starry: 'Nopers. ^^'
Kandar: 'yeppers'
Starry: 'Nuh-uh. ^^'
Kandar: 'uh-huh'
Starry: '*sticks tongue out*'
Kandar: '*stick something else out*'
Niky: 'hehe'
Starry: 'EEEKKK!'
Kandar: 'Sorry...that was not called for'
Celborn: 'hrm....look shis-kee-bobs! *stabs kandar's thing with spear*'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Kandar: 'oh ya...starry like pierced eq'
Starry: '*heh*'
Niky: 'ooo, talox kinda girl, eh?'
Niky: 'talox and all his pierced body parts, ewww'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Starry: 'Is not THAT bad. =P'
Niky: 'tis!'
Niky: 'talox has so many holes, wind just blows rite thur him :>'
Starry: '*smirk*'


Muneblade: 'Air is there roomshield?'
Airlancer: 'I dont' think so'
Airlancer: 'nope'
Muneblade: 'does it say shimmering shit'
Airlancer: 'no :P'
Starry: 'I'm pretty sure it doesn't say those exact words. =P'
Muneblade: 'rofl'
Airlancer: 'lol'
Muneblade: 'Im at a lack for words.'


Chemisse: 'is there a lake anywhere that is somehow guarded by a "crazy woman"?'
Chemisse: 'and I don't mean Starry'
Starry: '*grin*'
Starry: '*wags tail* ^^'


Wakefield: 'hey The head of Wakefield is starting to look rather worn.'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Starry: 'What you doing to your own head? =P'
Wakefield: 'starry want one of my heads?'
Muneblade: 'he gave himself head'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Wakefield: 'i have 3 buy im useing one right now'


The shade of Wakefield: 'she not wearing anything'
Muneblade: 'O.o'
Starry: 'o_O'
The shade of Wakefield: 'il keep trying to peek'
Airlancer: 'she doesn't wear any of those'
Starry: 'Eeek!!'
Starry: 'Peeping Tom!'
Airlancer: 'What's wrong STarry?'
The shade of Wakefield: 'nothing in inv'
Muneblade: '?!'
Airlancer: '..'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Muneblade: 'Who saw starry nekkid?!'
The shade of Wakefield: 'just peeked at queen and she had nothing'
Citan is no longer away.
Starry: '*lol*'
Muneblade: 'o'
Starry: '*smirk*'


Wakefield: '4.6 mil exp tnl'
Nihlathak: 'go wake go'
Starry: '*waves flaggies*'
Nihlathak: 'EEEEKK!!'
Starry: '*grin*'
Nihlathak: 'don't do that starry'
Starry: 'MUHAHAHAHAHAHA'
Starry: 'Ies, ies! ^^'
Wakefield: 'whats wrongies with thats lath?'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Nihlathak: 'you gonna get it wake'
Wakefield: 'lol'
Nihlathak: 'I can handle you'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Nihlathak: 'I won't touch starry'
Starry: 'So I'm too much to handle, eh? *waggles eyebrows*'
Kandar: 'i will'
Nihlathak: 'but for everytime she does it I'll get you'
Starry: 'Pervy. =P'
Nihlathak: 'hehe'
Wakefield: 'im to low lev to fight back!'
Nihlathak: 'hehe'
Kandar: 'You'll think pervy when I whap you with my Crsent Wrench'
Nihlathak: 'then don't start'
Starry: '*grin*'
Nihlathak: 'you bad kandar'
Kandar: 'No..I just know what she likes'
Nihlathak: 'hehe'
Starry: '*fanged grin*'
Kandar: '*Gets out 1/2 in drive Torque wrench and eyes starry carefully*'
Starry: '*waggles eyebrows*'
Wakefield: 'kand why 1/2 inch torqe wrench?'
Wakefield: 'why not 1 inch drive braker bar?'
Nihlathak: 'rofl'
Starry: 'Choices, choices'


Azurerain: 'blah you all suck...and not very well either :P'
Wakefield: 'what?'
Wakefield: 'im doing a quest not paying atention'


Celborn: 'yay! i'm in!'
(Niky as) a dracon fanatic: 'that was quick Cel'
Starry: '*pats celly*'
Starry: '*snicker*'


Retalious: 'The corpse of an undead corpse is lying here.'
Retalious: 'does that even make sense??'


Retalious has entered Materia Magica.
Kingy: 'ret!'
Retalious: 'top of the mornin to ye'
Starry: 'I shall stand up for all my homosexual/bi brothers and sisters by consuming his soul!!'
Kingy: 'afternoon'
Starry: 'Ewwww...morning... Boo, hiss!'
Kingy: 'u homo? o.o'
Retalious: '::shakes head:: you're so f*cking weird'
Starry: 'I'm bi! ^^'
Kingy: '@_@'
Starry: 'Thankies!!! *huggles RetRet*'
Retalious: 'hehehehehee'


Gothnor: 'dam that dragon in TOA is WEAKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS'
Gothnor: 'I mean he is in cpk...but he hits like kandar'
Aeylindil: 'ouch'


Starry: 'I need a brain. ^^'
Niky: 'me too'
Aeylindil: 'no argument'


Nihlathak: 'oh yeah, I deleted my alts last night'
Wakefield: 'why?'
Azurerain: 'ack'
Starry: '*grin*'
Nihlathak: 'I stripped them'
Nihlathak: 'then deleted them'
Nihlathak: 'I don't want them anymore'
Starry: 'Ewww...Lathy got it on w/ himself. =P'
Nihlathak: 'it was kinda kinky too'
Starry: 'This is not THAT type of fantasy game. *grin*'


Witness: 'We need one of these on the website!! *SNICKERS* Like "Are you insane enough to SpiritWalk?"'
Starry: '*rofl* Yeah'
Azurerain: 'sweet idea for the website'
Nihlathak: 'I AM, I AM'
Nihlathak: 'hehe'
Witness: '*pets*'
Azurerain: '1st question....Do you shave your pubic hair?'
Retalious: 'once!'
Azurerain: 'I think we should ask that to people asking to join'
Witness: '*nod nod* *falls of chair in a fit of giggles*'
Azurerain: 'heehee'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Azurerain: 'and if you shave, how long do you let it go for before you shave again'
Retalious: 'not me'
Retalious: 'it's been 5 months!'
Retalious: 'haha'
Azurerain: 'since you shaved?'
Retalious: 'yeah'
Azurerain: 'heehee'
Retalious: 'only did it once, i hated it'
Nihlathak: 'rofl'
Retalious: 'i friggin looked like a baby'
Starry: '*grin*'
Witness: '*hides*'
Azurerain: 'ahhh that's why? Most people complain about a razorburn and itchiness'
Gothnor: 'az shaves'
Retalious: 'yeah, it itched too'
Azurerain: 'yep'
Witness: '*nod nod* REALLY itches!'
Gothnor: 'its all SMOOTH!!'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Witness: 'But it itches!'
Azurerain: 'after the 1st cople times then it's fine after that'
Azurerain: 'just use lotion and baby powder right after'
Gothnor: 'and rub rub rub'
Azurerain: 'heehee'
Witness: '*falls over*'
Azurerain: 'yeah just gotta itch myself at work all the time *squirms in chair*'
Azurerain: 'ahh much better'
Azurerain: 'kidding'
Retalious: 'haha'
Witness: '*smirk* *pet Azzie*'
Azurerain: 'just start worrying if my typing slows down'


(Kingy as) a rooster: 'dont kill me! >_<'
Azurerain: 'oh kill him, the world could do with one less cock'
Starry: 'Don't worry; death isn't my priority. But the prolonged torture is. ^^'


Starry: 'Ah, corrupt people seem to follow me. ^^'
Aeylindil: 'your a pervert magnet Starry'
Starry: '*nod nod nod* ^^'
Witness: '*rofl*'
Kingy: 'really? *no effect*'
Starry: 'How else do we find the right people for SpiritWalk? ^^'
Kingy: '*whistles*'
Aeylindil: 'nod, yeh, but how did kingy sneak in????? he isnt really perverted enough for us'
Starry: 'Besides luring them w/ ice cream like Kingy, that is. =P'
Kingy: 'I keep my thoughts to myself thank you -_-'
Aeylindil: 'ahhhh thats how you got him in here, okay cool'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Aeylindil: 'nod, we noticed kingy, thats the problem'
Kingy: 'starry had no part in getting me here anyway x_X'
Kingy: 'heh'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Aeylindil: 'ROFL i wouldnt bet on it, she is sneaky'
Starry: '*sneak sneak sneak*'
Starry: '*GRIN*'
Aeylindil: 'oh sure she would, she likes nice guys like you, yall taste sweeter than us evil old farts'
Kingy: 'besides me and starry aren't particularly fond of each other so she wudn't want me in spiritwalk -_'
Kingy: 'o_O'
Starry:, '*SMIRK*'
Kingy: 'but she hasnt' eaten me ._.'
Starry: 'Shhhh, Aey! You'll scare away my dinner!!!!'
Aeylindil: 'ROFL'
Aeylindil: 'course not, she hasnt gotten all the fear out of ya yet,... and thats like secret sauce to her hehehhehe'
Starry: '*nod nod nod* ^^'
Kingy: 'o_O'


Starry: 'Lathy needs a spanking. =P'
Nihlathak: 'I want to make rune like sigil'
Nihlathak: 'YEAY!!!!!'
Nihlathak: 'will you give it to me starry?'
Starry: 'There can only be one Sigil. =P'
Starry: 'Okay, Kingy, give Lathy his spanking. ^^'
Starry: '*SMIRK*'
Nihlathak: 'NO!!!!'
Nihlathak: 'YOU!'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Nihlathak: 'no guy can spank me'
Starry: '*spanks Lathy on the bum*'
Nihlathak: 'WHEE!!!!!!'


Witness: 'Staaaary?'
Starry: 'Yuppers?'
Witness: 'Okay. Just making sure that wasn't you walking in the door. =D'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Starry: 'No, that's just the killer'


(Kingy as) a rooster: '=D'
(Nocluegrl as) a small squid: 'hehe'
Starry: '*smirks @ Kingy*'
Raerd: 'lol'
a rooster: '*pecks* @_@'
Starry: 'I just hafta say it... can't hold it in...'
Starry: 'Kingy's a cock! =P'
Starry: '*GRIN*'
a small squid: 'squirts da cock'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Raerd: 'rofl'
Starry: 'I'm childish. ^^'
a rooster: 'stroke me @_@;;'
a small squid: 'hehe star'
Starry: '*strokes the cock* *smirk*'
a rooster: 'OooooooOOooooooo'
a rooster: 'cocks should be squeezed and stroked with tender care @_@;'
Starry: '*rofl*'
a rooster: 'treat them with respect'
a small squid: 'lmao'
a rooster: 'and it will return everything'
Raerd: 'right until the chopping block?'
a rooster: '*nods*'
Starry: '*cackle*'


Starry: 'We'll find it in our hearts to forgive you. *smirk*'
Kandar: 'you have a heart?'
Kandar: '*smirk at stary*'
Starry: 'Yes! Lathy said he'd give me his. *GRIN*'
Starry: 'I have a jar all prepared for it. ^^'
Kandar: 'hahaha'


Azurerain: 'mmm pears are tasty'
Sayton: 'pears?'
Sayton: 'oh yeah'
Sayton: 'pears duh'
Sayton: 'though you said peers'
Starry: 'Peers taste good too. *GRIN*'
Sayton: 'lol'
Starry: '*chomp chomp* ^^'
Azurerain: 'oh yes Starry'


Azurerain: 'ok I gotta get'
Azurerain: 'ni ni'
Azurerain has left Materia Magica.
Raerd: 'you be back for global?'
Retalious: 'aww you leaving us??'
Retalious: 'awwwww'
Chemisse: 'hehe'
Chemisse: 'she's fast'
Aeylindil: 'nod'
Witness: '*SMIRKS* I'm gonna tell her you said that!'


[EDIT: In reference to sextants. =P]
Witness: 'I love this! *smirk* I get to type 'give sex Elgar'. *rotflmao*'
Elgar: 'lol'
Raerd: ':-)'
Elgar: 'i typed give sext wit coz it just felt wront typing give sex'
Elgar: 'i mean what if she refused??'
Raerd: 'lol'
Elgar: 'what if it wasnt enough??'
Elgar: 'what if it didnt work???'
Witness: '*LMAO*'


Witness has gained class level 60, total level 180!
Kingy has entered Materia Magica.
Witness: 'Oh KiiIiIiIngy.....'
Witness: 'type who witness!'
Kingy: 'oh wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiity'
Kingy: 'omg!!'
Kingy: 'I don't believe it!'
Kingy: 'ur in a castle!'
Witness: '*GLARE*'


Azurerain: 'I almost handfasted Wit but then I relaized it cost 500k gold'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Witness: '*smirk* Azzie's fast AND cheap.'
Starry: '*ROFL*'


Starry: 'Hmm...I need actual floppy disks that work...'
Sayton: 'i love floppy dics'
Starry: 'That dun look right...'
Sayton: ':P'
Sayton: 'jk'


Starry: 'Haven't been able to keep food down for a while'
Aeylindil: 'oh :( sorry'
Niky: 'preggy?'
Starry: 'Is not your fault'
Starry: '*LOL* Niky, I'm a virgin'
Niky: '*grin* so, u think no?'
Aeylindil: 'Starry? Preggy??? ROFL'
Starry: 'Hey, Mary! Both you and I were fucked by god!!'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Aeylindil: 'nah, more like satan'
Starry: '*grin* That reminds me of a song'
Raerd is now away. Message: brb
Niky: 'which song?'
Niky: 'aww now we scared rae away'
Niky: 'with all that virgin talk'
Starry: '*lol*'
Aeylindil: 'I was a slut of satan??'
Starry: 'I don't remember what it's called, but it's black metal'
Starry: 'It talks about a guy who did the virgin Mary'
Niky: '*grin*'
Starry: '"I don't know how to fuck! It must be a miracle!"'
[EDIT: "Damn, I really need to find that song. =P]
Aeylindil: 'nod, sounds like you. You would go down on Mary.'
Starry: 'Kinda a joke against god; very full of blasphemy'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Niky: 'ahh *plugs ears*'
Starry:, '*CACKLE*'
Niky: 'what??? '
Niky: '*grin*'


Azurerain: 'ooo people'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Azurerain: 'licks El and Starry'
Elgar: 'licks az'
Starry: 'Wow, I'm considered a person now? =P'
Azurerain: 'nah I'm just a lazy typist'
Elgar: 'not really...at least not by me anyway'
Azurerain: 'one generic term'
Starry: '*grin*'
Azurerain: 'fine...'
Elgar: 'i think of you as some kind of sexual animal starry....ggrrrrrrr!!'
Azurerain: 'ooo a person and my sub-human slave!'
Starry: '*rofl*'


Starry: 'Hmm...I need actual floppy disks that work...'
Sayton: 'i love floppy dics'
Starry: 'That dun look right...'
Sayton: ':P'
Sayton: 'jk'


Starry: 'Haven't been able to keep food down for a while'
Aeylindil: 'oh :( sorry'
Niky: 'preggy?'
Starry: 'Is not your fault'
Starry: '*LOL* Niky, I'm a virgin'
Niky: '*grin* so, u think no?'
Aeylindil: 'Starry? Preggy??? ROFL'
Starry: 'Hey, Mary! Both you and I were fucked by god!!'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Aeylindil: 'nah, more like satan'
Starry: '*grin* That reminds me of a song'
Raerd is now away. Message: brb
Niky: 'which song?'
Niky: 'aww now we scared rae away'
Niky: 'with all that virgin talk'
Starry: '*lol*'
Aeylindil: 'I was a slut of satan??'
Starry: 'I don't remember what it's called, but it's black metal'
Starry: 'It talks about a guy who did the virgin Mary'
Niky: '*grin*'
Starry: '"I don't know how to fuck! It must be a miracle!"'
[EDIT: "Damn, I really need to find that song. =P]
Aeylindil: 'nod, sounds like you. You would go down on Mary.'
Starry: 'Kinda a joke against god; very full of blasphemy'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Niky: 'ahh *plugs ears*'
Starry:, '*CACKLE*'
Niky: 'what??? '
Niky: '*grin*'


Wakefield: 'humm kingy you see the movie snatch?'
Azurerain: 'kingy doesn't watch porn'
Kingy: '._.'


Kingy: 'besides if u came over u think my parents will let u stay? -p'
Kingy: '=p'
Kingy: 'I think not starry x_x'
Wakefield: 'I have 1171/1209hp 1105/1141sp 1011/1029st and -211 align'
Wakefield: 'humm kingy would your parents let you go to the pub with me and starry and elgar?'
Starry: '*grin*'
Kingy: 'and even if my parents accepted u, u have nowhere to sleep anyways x_x'
Kingy: 'yeah of course'
Kingy: 'well my dad wud'
Starry: 'I do too...In your bed. ^^'
Kingy: 'but that's all that matters =D'
Kingy: '._.'
Azurerain: '2517/2517hp 1863/1913sp 2447/2492st and 1000 align'
Kingy: 'no ur not sleeping with me!'
Starry: '*lecherous grin*'
Kingy: 'u'd eat me in the middle of the night'
Starry: '*halo*'
Wakefield: 'lol starry can you take that much rejection?'
Kingy: 'yes she can x_x'
Starry: 'No I wouldn't...I'd just take a bite. ^^'
Starry: 'Or two'
Azurerain: 'starry look at my stamina *waggle*'
Wakefield: 'is that a bad thing kingy?'
Starry: 'Yes I can!! I am the reject queen. ^^'
Kingy: 'exactly why ur not staying over, especially not in my bed x_x'
Starry: '*lol*'
Wakefield: 'starry kingy doesnt want you to sleep with him!!!!!!!'
Starry: '*gasp* *wide watery eyes* Kingy no like me?'
Kingy: '*blinks* o_o'
Starry: '*large, teary eyes*'
Starry: '*sniffle*'
Kingy: 'um..starry..'
Kingy: 'U WANNA EAT ME!!! @_@;;'
Wakefield: 'starry we can sleep in elgars car!'
Starry: 'So? *sniffle*'
Starry: 'You should be flattered by that...'
Kingy: 'what u mean 'yay my flesh is gonna be torn apart by starry''
Starry: '*nod nod nod* ^^'
Kingy: '._.'
Wakefield: 'oh that kind of eat!'
Kingy: 'precisely why ur not staying in my bed ._.'
Starry: '*ROFL*'
***later on***
Kingy: 'so hang on..'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Kingy: 'ur gonna force ur way into my house'
Kingy: 'make my parents like u'
Kingy: 'sleep in the same bed as me then eat me'
Kingy: 'and ur getting paid for it'
Kingy: '._.'
Kingy: 'this is nuts'
Starry: 'Just bites. Small ones. ^^'
Azurerain: 'I think Kingy is making this a fantasy now'
Starry: '*ROFL*'
Kingy: 'nightmare x_x'
Kingy: 'I'm paying for my own doom x_x'
Azurerain: 'the best sort of fantasies'
Starry: '*nod nod nod* ^^'
Kingy: '._.'
Azurerain: 'I love it, starry is so corrupt and we didn't even do it'
Kingy: 'great so now ur my fantasy?'
Kingy: 'x_x'
Kingy: 'nothing makes sense anymore'
Starry: '*grin* *does the hula*'
Kingy: 'starry do u like anri? o.o'
Azurerain: 'of course, she's a chick and canadian...bonus'
Starry: 'Do you mean as in would I eat her for a food source, or like a friend? ^^'
Anri: 'Ugh, stupid java telnet thingee.'
Kingy: 'canadian? whee!'
Kingy: 'well if anri lives near pubs then u can stay around hers'
Starry: '*GRIN*'
Kingy: 'anri can starry stay around urs? ._.'
Azurerain: 'yay pubes!'
[EDIT: "Joke from a previous misunderstanding. =P Pubs, not pubes, Azzy!" *grin*]
Kingy: 'lol'
Anri: 'Uh, what? Did I miss something?'
Starry: 'But Kingy, how will I take bites outta ya if I'm not in your bed like you asked me to be? ^^'
Kingy: 'what? ._.'
Starry: '*GRIN*'
Kingy: 'I'm paying u to stay away! X_X'
Azurerain: 'welcome to SpiritWalk Anri, just nod and say yes'
Sayton: 'kingy likes anri, i think you embarressed him.'
Kingy: '._.'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Anri: 'Yes, smile and nod, smile and nod.'
Anri: '=)'
Kingy: '*confusion times 1,000,000*'
Starry: 'MmMMm...embarrassment'


Kingy: 'starry is in her skinny dipping pool again x)x'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Starry: 'I have my gear on, thank you very much. =P'
Raerd: 'damn'
Kingy: 'lol'
Kingy: 'ditto rae'
Starry: '*SMIRK*'
Starry: 'Pervy boys. =P'
Raerd: 'how we supposed to have a good perv if you got your gear on?'
Starry: 'Dammit, Sari, you're spreading your disease'
Sarion: 'lol'
Sarion: 'its a blessing, not a disease'


Niky: 'dont need muscles, i got these *flash*'
Starry: '*lol*'
Anri: 'Wow! What a nice camera!'
Azurerain: 'mmm mmmmm mmmmm'
Sarion: 'hahaha'
Starry: '*shakes head*'
Azurerain: 'LMAO Anri'
Niky: 'eeekk! *hides behind a guy*'


Azurerain: 'if say someone is underage and has sexual relations with someone older if it's leagal as long as intercourse isn't involved'
Starry: 'Feh. Laws are stupid.'
Anri: 'Nah, you'd be charged with sexual assault, either way.'
Elgar: 'that dont make sense'
Sayton: 'only if the parents find out'
Starry: 'Statutory rape. =P'
Elgar: 'but then sex seldom does'
Sayton: '*chirp*'
Azurerain: 'ok I guess I have to wait...sorry Starry'
Starry: '*hehe* Is okay; me no like sex anyways'
Anri: 'I think the legal age limit is lower in Japan...*Hint hint*'
Azurerain: 'it's not sex anyhow it's um a rogue tongue workout'
Anri: 'It's like...14 there I think.'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Sayton: 'japan is full of molesters and sex craving lunatics though, no offense to anyone.'
Starry: 'Azzy would fit in then'
Aeylindil: 'and us isnt?'
Sarion: 'rofl, good point aey'
Sayton: 'its worse there because its accepted'
Anri: 'Yeah, I've seen more than enough hentai to realize that.'
Azurerain: 'hey now I don't molest, I just tease 0]:)'
Aeylindil: 'hentai rocks'
Starry: '*heh*'
Elgar: 'me no likey what u say bout japan -_-'
Starry: '*shakes head* Hentai is icky'
Starry: 'Tentacles. *hehe*'
Sayton: 'hentai is horrible'
Aeylindil: 'you people arent perverted enough. Get outta my clan :P'
Anri: 'I find hentai funny.'
Azurerain: 'sex craving lunatic maybe, perv maybe, molester nope'
Azurerain: 'though I'm sure some people would love me to molest them'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Anri: '95% of it is non-consensual, underage, virgin stuff.'
Starry: 'I can't watch anything w/ rape'
Elgar: 'ct me too az'
Starry:, '*shakes head*'
Sayton: 'me either starry'
Sayton: 'its really gross'
Starry: 'Just the thought of it churns my stomach. -_-'
Anri: 'I mean, haven't they heard of the 'ol horny housewife or horny nurse situations in Japan? *shrugs*'
Anri: 'Doctor has prescribed bj....doctor has prescribed female equivalent of bj...so many possibilities.'
Azurerain: 'I think showing things in porn even if it's immitating an act should be illegal'
Elgar: 'i have heard of those situations...but havent experienced the nurse'
Azurerain: 'rape porn, incest porn, all that stuff'
Azurerain: 'just encourages actual doers'
Anri: 'You get into the tricky "freedom of expression" stuff though'
Sayton: 'yeah,.'
Anri: 'It's a grey area.'
Starry: 'Damn grey areas'
Sayton: 'domination is gross to'
Azurerain: 'I think all porn should just be consentual lesbian orgies'
Sarion has been slain!
Azurerain: 'I'm Greay!'
Starry: 'People don't even know what real rape is like...they romantacize it. *shudder*'
Elgar: 'i think if both adults are consenting the so long as they aint hurting anyone else thats fine'
Anri: 'Ouch, Sarion. =('
Starry: '*pokies Sari w/ the stick*'
Sayton: 'eww'
Azurerain: 'tag teaming with Aey huh Sarion?'
The shade of Sarion: 'i win!'
Anri: 'Perhaps you shouldn't use that turn of phrase considering the subject manner, Azzy. -_-'
Azurerain: 'isn't it only like 20% of all rapes are even reported, in the US?'
Sayton: 'yeah something like that'
Starry: 'Yeah, something like that'
Sayton: 'uh'
Anri: 'In Canada, it's 33%, something like that.'
Starry: '*hehe*'
Azurerain: 'most of my friends have been raped and never reported it, so I know it's a real low percentage'
Starry: '*nod*'
Azurerain: 'and then most people I know have been molested at a young age'
Sayton: 'i have personal experiences, as a child, so i know whats its like.'
Anri: 'I think there was a statistic that 2/3 women will have been sexually assaulted by 18.'
Aeylindil has gained class level 19, total level 139!
Anri: 'I'm still not sure what a sexual assault actually is though...I assume the high is rape, but what's the low?'
Elgar: 'grats aey'
Anri: 'Fondling?'
Starry: '*lickies Aey*'
Azurerain: 'same here, but it's mostly blanked out, I was like really little, but older sis remembers everything but won't tell me, I guess I'm fortunate there, but makes me wonder what happened'
Anri: ''Grats aey'
Elgar: 'no i have an itch anri'
Anri: 'Itch?'
Azurerain: 'man this world is fucked up'
Elgar: '[CLAN] Anri: 'Fondling?''
Sayton: 'yeah it is'
Anri: 'Ah.'
Sarion: 'heh, why do you think we all play here'
Azurerain: 'and US has probably the lowest amount of problems'
(Niky as) Gworehan, a follower of Gath: 'not the world, just the people'
Azurerain: 'actually sounds like canada has even less'
Gworehan, a follower of Gath: 'Lord Vashir awarded me 70 qp, 7 pracs and 10000 gp'
Anri: 'I'd disagree, I'd say US has a higher amount of problems on average'
Anri: 'I mean, the fucked up gun control laws, and everything'
Sayton: 'i agree with anri'
Sayton: 'im mean think about the president'
Sayton: 'and the bullshit hes doing to the other countires'
Sayton: 'i think we should stay in our own busienss '
Elgar: 'i think our laws are btter than yours..especially on guns'
Anri: 'On the other hand, I think crimes against women are a lot higher in say, those Middle Eastern countries.'
Azurerain: 'plus we got states like arkansas and idaho'
Azurerain: '*ducks*'
Sarion: 'hahah'
Anri: 'Y'know, the ones who stone women for showing their face in public?'
Gworehan, a follower of Gath: 'a lot of ppl in canada dont own handguns'
Starry: 'Fuck you, Idaho!! *shakes fist*'
Starry: 'They're all fucked-up'
Gworehan, a follower of Gath: 'hehe starry'
Sarion: 'damn potatoes!?'
Anri: 'I blame the world's problems on Alabama.'
Gworehan, a follower of Gath: 'what do u expect, potato pickers'
Sarion: 'hahaha'
Azurerain: 'you're cute when you're angry Starry'
Sarion: 'bunch of rednecks'
Starry: 'Bleh'
Gworehan, a follower of Gath: 'heh'
Elgar: 'being scottish i dont get the idaho joke'
Starry: 'Actually, it's the high concentration of Mormons. (Sorry, my Mormon friends that I have!)'
Anri: 'Bah, this is getting too serious...I know I'm going to offend someone eventually (Assuming I haven't already)'
Azurerain: 'just nod your head and laugh then'
Gworehan, a follower of Gath: 'u know, u know u r a redneck when u go to family wedding for a date '
Azurerain: 'it's like poor irish jokes'
Gworehan, a follower of Gath: 'ppl like that'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Azurerain: 'potatoes are as universal as smiles'
Starry: '*grin* We have more dairy than potatos. =P'
Starry: 'And lots of microbreweries. ^^'
Gworehan, a follower of Gath: 'heh the women r cows?'
Azurerain: 'cows are universal too'
Sarion: 'hahaha'
Gworehan, a follower of Gath: 'sheep too! baaaa'
Starry: 'No, but the women have at least 7 children here. -_-;'
Anri: 'Hmm...Idaho sounds better and better. :p'
Azurerain: 'and that's just for dinner'
Starry: 'It's fuckin' creepy here'
Gworehan, a follower of Gath: 'elgar gets the sheep jokes *wink*'
Gworehan, a follower of Gath: 'quaker like ppl elgar'
Elgar: 'yeah, i do...the welsh are foreever at the sheep'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Azurerain: 'I mean Starry is an Idahoian, that should explain it all'
Elgar: 'man thats fucked'
Starry: '*grin*'
Azurerain: 'LMAO'
Starry: 'I try to keep myself as much apart from Idaho as I can; unfortunately, it's not working. Damn in-state colleges...'
Elgar: 'in that case nuke the place'
Sarion: 'yA, down with Idaho'
Gworehan, a follower of Gath: '*grin* *pet pet* u can come to live in canada, starry'
Starry: 'Yay!! Me likes Canada'
Sarion: 'we'll have to nuke canada then'
Starry: 'Actually, I wanted to go to college there'
Niky: 'ooo go to u of t'
Anri: '8-bit theater: We'll call this Hell Week because I live in Alabama. And Alabama is Hell.'
Starry: 'And yet again, my parents put their evil claws in my life... -_-'
Starry: '*smirk* I remember that one'
Azurerain: 'why does my heart go on beating..wooohooohooo...why does these eyes of mine cry...waaahaaaahoooo....don't they know...it's the eeeeeend of the world....it ended when you said goooooooodbyyyeeee'
Niky: '*plugs ears*'
Niky: 'stop the pain!!'
Anri: 'I wanted to go to university in the states...took SAT's and everything'
Niky: 'did u all hear a dog howling?'
Sarion: 'mmm feel the love'


Anri has been slain!
Aeylindil: 'owie'
Aeylindil: 'what got ya?'
The shade of Anri: 'Ah, man. That's the third time.'
The shade of Anri: 'I need to pay more attention, lol'
Azurerain: 'wow I think Anri is competing with Wit'
Azurerain: 'how many deaths have you, Anri?'
The shade of Anri: '68 times. -_-;'
Aeylindil: 'nah, Wit just has a thing for that mordred/morlach whatever his name is in the void.'
Azurerain: 'LOL'
The shade of Anri: 'Eww...no, no Necro's in clan please...o_0'
Aeylindil: 'in this clan?? i wouldnt count on it.. we are all freaky'
Azurerain: 'LOL'
The shade of Anri: 'That can be our new motto. If there's a fetish that we don't have, we'd like to hear it!'
Azurerain: 'LOL tubscum fettish'
Aeylindil: 'nod tell me about it. Only clan that runs fetish of a fey, hoping it is something BESIDES an item.'


Starry: '*snicker*'
Kingy: 'well lets put it this way'
Kingy: 'starry is gonna raid my house and insist on sleeping with me x_x'
Dracolus: 'ill fight you for her'
Kingy: 'and she wants us to literally bite each other o.o'
Starry: '*nod nod*'
Kingy: 'and of course seeing as she owns my soul I don't have much of a choice'
Starry: '*licks lips* Bloooooodddd'
Dracolus: 'or maybe i just make you a sex slave'


Dracolus: 'slaps raerd on the rear'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Dracolus: 'snickers'
Raerd: 'oooh! :-)'
Starry: 'Now THAT'S a greeting. *snicker*'
Dracolus: 'yea !'
Raerd: 'lol'


Raerd: 'Hi Zhar, hows it hangin?'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Zhar: '*sniff* *sniff*'
Starry: '"Slightly shriveled and slanting to the left."'
Zhar: 'nice'
Raerd: 'you been perving again Starry?'
Starry: '*halo*'
Dracolus: 'low to the ground and dragging ( rusting too)'
Starry: 'NooOOOOooo'
Zhar: 'Wit are you in PG>'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Raerd: 'your belts too long then Drac'
Starry: '*snicker*'


Wakefield: 'starry did you see they want to outlaw oreo's in CA?'
Kingy: 'starry wants me fresh anyway'
Dracolus is no longer away.
Starry: '*cackle*'
Starry: '*GASP* WHY?!'
Starry: 'What did the Oreos ever do to them? *cry*'
Aeylindil: 'nod, just bake the batter around you'
Kingy: 'x_X'
Aeylindil: 'probably a racial thing'
Wakefield: 'they have hydrogenated fat and they are killing people'
Nihlathak: 'can I lick the batter off of you starry?'
Wakefield: 'they at least want a surgen generals warning on the package'
Kingy: '*surgeon'
Starry: 'So? Everyone should die a cookie death. *nod nod*'
Starry: '*lol* Kay, Lathy. ^^'
Kingy: 'lol'
Nihlathak: 'YEAY!!!!!'
Kingy: 'but cookie death must be painful .-'
Aeylindil: 'HEY lath.. she is MY roommate-to-be'
Dracolus: 'Wakefield what you mean by that ?'
Nihlathak: 'I don't care aey'
Wakefield: 'cookie death = heart attack'
Starry: '*sings "'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk! (You're pretty when I'm drunk.) You're pretty when I'm drunk! (You're pretty when I'm drunk.) And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk!" ^^'
Kingy: 'eeek ._.'
Nihlathak: 'Lord Vashir awarded me 70 quest points, 7 practices, 0 experience points and 10000 gold pieces'
Aeylindil: 'bleh atlantis needs to repop'
Kingy: 'exactly'
Aeylindil: 'woohoo lath'
Wakefield: 'let me guess your clearing it out so when i get there i dont get anything!'
Starry: '*grin* Cooooookiieee death...'
Aeylindil: 'dang, you found me out'


Kingy: 'must starry constantly skinny dip? o.o'
Nihlathak: 'yeah, it's fun'
Nihlathak: 'I am thinking about joining her'
Starry: '*shakes head* I have gear on, pervies'
Nihlathak: '*frownies*'
Sarion: 'not for long *MUHAHAHAH*'
Starry: 'PERVY!!!!!'


Sarion: 'mmmmmmmm nicotine soo good'
Starry: 'Eeeeeeeee...'
Starry: 'Whore. =('
Starry: '=P'
Sarion: '*cackles*'
Aeylindil: 'starry calling someone a whore?'
Sarion: 'she wants me'
Starry: 'Sari's a whore, he no share ciggies'
Starry: 'EWWW...I want your ciggies'
Aeylindil: 'good for him'
Aeylindil: 'once your my girl, gonna make you stop smoking cigarrettes'
Starry: 'AHHHHHH, don't take his side!!'
Sarion: 'heh'
Starry: 'But I don't smoke any more!!'
Starry: 'I just really wish I did'
Sarion: 'heh i'm trying to quit'
Starry: 'Sure, sure. TRYIN'
Aeylindil: 'very glad to hear it....'
Sarion: 'the best part is how i'm doing it :>'
Starry: '*grin* I still drink sometimes tho. =P'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Starry: 'I don't even wanna know, Tovy...'
Aeylindil: 'ARRRGGHH'
Sarion: 'prolly not, i'm using dip to do it'
Starry: 'see, Aey doesn't wanna know either!'
Starry: '*snicker*'
Sarion: 'works better than patches or gum'
Aeylindil: 'anyone in rune?'
Sarion: 'not i'
Aeylindil: 'mage didnt have scroll, i need one'
Sarion: 'what scroll'
Aeylindil: 'crimson'
Sarion: 'eew'
Starry: 'Eew?'
Sarion: 'thats gotta be the easiest but hardest scroll to get'
Aeylindil: 'why is that?'
Starry: 'Easiest but hardest... *smirk* You make lots of sense'
Aeylindil: 'look who said it :/'
Sarion: 'everyone wants it so they kill the mage and its the only place to get it'
Starry: '*snicker*'
Starry: '*lickies Aey* ^^'
Sarion: 'you are corrupting him starry, STOP IT!'
Aeylindil: 'ROFL sorry, i am WAY more corrupt that she is'
Starry: '*HALO*'
Starry: '*spreads the joy*'
Sarion: 'STARRY=Pure Evil'
Starry: '*nod nod nod* ^^'
Aeylindil: 'now if we can get you to do the same with the legs starry....'
Starry: 'AHHHHH'
Sarion: 'ROFL'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Sarion: 'thats definitely one for the psych ward starry'
Aeylindil: 'told ya. Im a major pervert'
Starry: 'I usually sit w/ my legs spread. *halo*'
Aeylindil: 'nod, just need to get up there with you'
Starry: '*smirk* Mostly 'cause I have holes in the crotch of some of my pants...is fun to scandalize people'
Starry: 'Aey wants to corrupt me. *smirk*'
Aeylindil: 'nod, most def. i need a girlfriend'
Starry: '*grin*'
Sarion: 'so does starry'
Starry: 'I'm not underaged soon. *smirk*'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Aeylindil: 'ROFL'
Aeylindil: 'nah, she has wit'
Starry: '*lmao* Wit? And me?'
Sarion: 'NO, she can't corrupt my WITWIT'
Starry: 'Wit and I corrupted each other since the 7th grade. And NO not in the pervy way you're thinking!!!'
Sarion: 'Wit is an angel compared to you'
Sarion: 'heh'
Aeylindil: 'we no better'
Starry: '*snicker*'
Starry: 'Yeah right, Aey. =P'
Starry: 'I've only had one gf, thank you very much'
Aeylindil: 'hmm why didnt you get pics?'
Starry: 'Pics?'
Aeylindil: 'of course, we all know why there is no pics'
Nihlathak: 'you have a gf starry?'
Nihlathak: 'by the way hey all'
Nihlathak: 'hehe'
Nihlathak is no longer away.
Aeylindil: 'hey lath'
Starry: '*LOL* No, I don't have a gf. We broke up'
Nihlathak: 'you had a gf starry?'
Starry: 'Yup'
Nihlathak: 'wish I was there to watch'
Starry: '*ROFL* We only kissed, thanks'
Aeylindil: 'real reason no pics is cuz starry is actually a horny 14 yr old boy pretending to be a girl to get his kicks'
Sarion: 'HELL THATS GOOD ENUF'
Nihlathak: 'still would have been nice to see'
Starry: 'Oh, and the neck thing. Damn her and errogenous zones... -_-'
Starry: '*ROFL* I'm not a boy'
Starry: 'You and Ret, I swear...'
Sarion: 'heh'
Aeylindil: 'sure ya are'
Nihlathak: 'you bad starry'
Starry: 'Bleh...'
Starry: 'It's good to be bad. ^^'
Aeylindil: 'nod, and your one of the best'
Nihlathak: '*scolds starry for being bad without him*'
Starry: '*snicker*'


Aeylindil: 'why is it that anything that isnt guaranteed pop NEVER POPS when i need it'
Nihlathak: 'I have too many spellbooks'
Starry: '*grin*'
Starry: 'It's probably just me...I'm a bad influence on the world around me'
Aeylindil: 'dangit, now im gonna have ta spank ya'
Sarion: 'there's a crimson scroll coming up on auction'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Aeylindil: 'nod, i just saw'
Starry: 'You'd hafta catch me first!'
Nihlathak: 'I can catch her'
Sarion: 'heh, like you move from the shallow pool'
Aeylindil: 'hope it makes it in time'
Aeylindil: 'hon, thats easy, just use cookies as bait'
Nihlathak: 'but if I do I hope she spanks me'
Starry: '*lol*'
Starry: 'Damn....cookies are my one true weakness'
Starry: 'That and blood...oh, and hockey, and anime...'
Starry: 'Wait, that's more than one weakness...'
Nihlathak: 'rofl'
Aeylindil: 'she likes anime??? better and better'
Nihlathak: 'hehe'


Starry: '*sniffle* Gots to go... =('
Starry: '*cry*'
Aeylindil: 'hmm need to make a nice, small island, all cpk, with a recall near. Kill someone, strip off all spellbooks and levitation, and drag their corpse out there, they recall to that area, and cant get off the island. MUAHAHAHAHA'
Sarion: 'byebye'
Dracolus: 'hey starry'
Starry: '?'
Starry: '*lol*'
Aeylindil: 'could call it Starry's Hunting Ground'
Sarion: 'hahaha'
Dracolus: 'that your dagger or is there something your not telling us'
Starry: '*halo* 'Cept I no like PK'
Starry: 'AHHH! Why's everyone accusin' me of bein' a guy? *pout*'
Dracolus: 'snickers'
Starry: 'I'm a girl!! I have breasts!! -_-'
Sarion: 'heh, her idea of PK is ice hockey'
Raerd: 'I'm not.'
Dracolus: 'let me make sure'
Starry: 'MmMMmm...hockey...'
Aeylindil: 'we want proof Starry'
Starry: 'NO!! *covers breasts*'
Starry: 'Molesters. =P'
Dracolus: 'snaps his fingers , so close'


Sarion: 'wb'
Anri: 'WB Starry'
Starry: 'ty. ^^'
Aeylindil: 'STARRY!!!!!'
Starry: 'Got kicked off to go pick up job applications. *wrinkles nose*'
Starry: 'AEY!!!! ^^'
Aeylindil: 'woooo hooo antoher slut, one for each of us now Sarion'
Starry: '*ROFL*'
Starry: 'What, the two of you were sharing before? *snicker*'
Anri: 'You won't have any physical need for a slut anymore once Starry's done with you. :p'
Starry: 'BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
Starry: 'Anri, I wuv you. ^^'
Anri: 'Hmm, that can be taken one of two ways, I guess.'
Aeylindil: 'no, fighting over her'
Aeylindil: 'nod, and i interpreted them they way i wanted to'
Starry: '*smirk*'


Starry: '*grin* How could you have sex in the water? Wouldn't you drown unless it was the shallow end of the pool?'
Zhar: 'you are so sexy sexy sexy!'
Kingy: 'stand'
Kingy: 'on shallow end? o_O'
Anri: 'Oxygen tanks, although that would be kinda heavy.'
Starry: '*grin*'
Zhar: 'lol'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Nihlathak: 'this sucks, there is nothing on tv now'
Nihlathak: 'hehe, you can do it starry'
Anri: 'Or really long straws.'
Kingy: 'inflatable beds o.o'
Kingy: 'g2g now laters'
Starry: 'But wouldn't you fall off those?'
Kingy: '*yawn*'
Starry: '*grin*'
Nihlathak: 'I've done it before, it isn't too hard'
Anri: '*Waves*'
Kingy: 'don't follow me star'
Starry:, '*smirk*'


Nihlathak: 'is there anything worse than being satanic?'
Starry: 'Don't know'
Nihlathak: 'I'm a satanic saint'
Aeylindil: 'is there anything better?'


Zhar: 'i hate free sex =P'
Aeylindil: 'whre is gnyah and ynefarius'
Nihlathak: 'sigil'
Starry: 'SiiIIIIggggIIIIilll'
Anri: 'ROFL!'
Starry: 'You like paying for sex, Zhar?'
Zhar: '*lol*'
Zhar: 'yeah with my love and care'
Anri: 'Is that what they call a few 20 dollar bills these days? Love and care?'
Zhar: 'not using money'
Zhar: 'dang'
Starry: '*smirk*'


Starry: 'EEK!! Someone asking me to lvl w/ them. *hides under the rug*'
Aeylindil: 'geez, next they will be wanting sex'
Starry: 'Yeah, tell me about it. =('
Starry: 'Then they'll want sex and lvling at the same time'
Aeylindil: 'wish i could but its been to long, i forget'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Raerd: 'hmm wonder what better they would get'
Starry: 'Forget about sex or lvling? ^^'
Starry: '*lol @ Rae*'
Aeylindil: 'sex, i leveled 2 days ago, probably why i dont get sex'
Starry: '*giggle*'


Zhar: 'i got drunk in PG *lol* i found a bottle of avros red wine =P You fail to reach your mouth. *Hic*'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Raerd: 'rofl'
Zhar: 'You say drunkenly, 'hhhellOoo' X_x'
Starry: 'Drunkness = easily taken advantage of *waggles eyebrows*'
Zhar: 'realy? where are you Starry!'
Starry: '*rofl*'


Aeylindil: 'poke Starry'
Starry: '*pokies Aey* ^^'
Aeylindil: 'fondle starry?'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Aeylindil: 'not what you were supposed to say :P'
Starry: '*snicker* Ummm... I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby? ^^'
Aeylindil: 'oh my, ive waited my whole life to hear those words!!!! *jumps into your arms* MY Love!!'


Starry: 'A bloody ripped out heart crumbles into dust.'
Witness: 'I want a puppy!'
Starry: '*sniffle*'
Nihlathak: 'NOOOOO!!!!'
Starry: '*cry* My heart!!'
Nihlathak: 'I have to get you another one of those'
Witness: '*rotflmao*'


Nihlathak: 'hehe, I love giving pieces of body parts to people'
Nihlathak: 'and I know you really like them'
Starry: '*GRIN*'
Starry: '*ROFL*'
Nihlathak: 'hehe'
Starry: 'Yup, I loooOOOoOOove them, Lathy. *snicker*'


Sarion: '//the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round//'
Sarion: '*cackles insanely*'
Sarion: '*pummels self on rock*'
Starry: 'Now that's entertainment. ^^'
Raerd: 'gives Sarion a nice cup of tea to settle him down'
Chemisse: 'hehe, do that again'
Anri: 'Oh, don't do that. I have a rock that's a lot more pointy.'
Starry: 'Naw, he just needs some valium, Rae'
Anri: '25% more stabby action!'
Raerd: 'thats what the powder in the bottom of the cup is ;-)'
Starry: 'I get the blood! ^^'
Sarion: 'rofl'


Sayton: 'i was never a child i appeared in this world at age 17 and went from there.'
Sarion: 'i feel sorry for your mom'
Sarion: 'could you imagine pushing 150 lbs 5'9" child out that hole'
Sayton: 'yes.'
Starry: '*shudder*'
Sayton: 'i mean no.. shit i meant no'
Sayton: 'lol'
Sarion: 'rofl'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Anri: 'No, but I'm sure there's hentai about something like that.'
Starry: '-_-'


Sarion: 'Item 'the head of Sarion' is type trash, alignment 0, made of organic,'
Raerd: 'lol'
Starry: 'I dunno, I think your head would have some uses. *waggles eyebrows*'
Sarion: 'type trash *sniffle*'
Starry: '*smirk*'


Sarion: 'You give the harlot 1500 gold.'
Sarion: 'You spend a trashy night with this poor woman. Makes you think you should have gone to a high class brothel.'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Sarion: 'i got jipped'
Starry: '*lol* That's what you get when you're desperate. ^^'


Starry: '*grin* Yeah, silly European boys.'
Niky: 'nods nods!'
Kingy: 'but elg will be drunk anyway so he won't show up still'
Kingy: 'hey not my fault that niky deported me ;_;'
Elgar: 'err...MEN..thank you very much!'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Elgar: 'honest'
Starry: 'Are you suuuuuuure, ElEl? *wink*'
Niky: '*grin*'
Starry: 'Maybe I hafta sneak a peek in your pants to make sure. *halo*'
Elgar: 'you just come on over and see me'
Starry: '*grin*'
Kingy: 'no she can't she spends too much money on booze instead of saving up for a flight'
Elgar: 'that halo will slip and choke ya'
Starry: 'Otay, you get me drunk and I look in your pants. Sounds like a plan. ^^'
Kingy: 'plastic halo ._.'
Kingy: '*uses halo as a frisbee*'
Elgar: 'both get drunk and look in each others pants'
Niky: 'haha'
Starry: 'Otay!!'
Starry: 'Frisbee golf! =P'
Kingy: '^_^'
Elgar: 'though considering the distance apart...i dont think elastic stretches that far'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Elgar: 'i meant where we live not anything else'
Starry: 'Ouchies...cheese sticks hurting my tummy now'
Kingy: 'o_o'
Niky: 'aww'
Starry: 'Suuuure El'
Kingy: 'man starry how hard can they be'
Niky: 'yum, cheesies!'
Kingy: 'have u checked the best before date?'
Starry: 'How hard can what be?'
Kingy: 'the cheese sticks not elgar's stick'
Elgar: 'dont go there'
Starry: 'I just bought these cheese sticks at the store. *pout*'
Kingy: 'oh'
Kingy: 'o_O'
Starry: 'Is just me tummy'
Kingy: 'oh'
Kingy: 'too much blood?'
Kingy: 'ur stomach can't cope with so much fresh DNA?'
Starry: 'No, haven't had any blood yet. But ruinyourlife.com made me hungry. =('


Elgar: 'we can ten go and stalk kingy together'
Kingy: 'o.o'
Kingy: 'oh great x_X'
Starry: 'But I get to sleep in his bed with him!'
Elgar: 'really freak him out'
Elgar: 'yeah fine'
Niky: 'hehe'
Kingy: 'o_o'
Elgar: 'but if you get to sleep with him I get to have sex with him'
Kingy: 'cud be worse'
Niky: '*grin*'
Kingy: 'she cud be trying to sleep over again'
Niky: 'it just got worst :>'
Starry: '*GRIN*'


Thassen: 'comon rae stay away from the femenim shift scarring me'
Gothnor: 'not yet niky'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Niky: '*grin*'
Niky: 'why not?'
Gothnor: 'ok'
Starry: 'If Rae wants to be a woman, don't impede him, Thassy! Let him be free!!'
Thassen: 'well got over the hugging one thing at a time'
(Raerd as) an old lady: 'rofl'


Daredryon: 'i want to have sex in the ogry room!'
Daredryon: 'any takers!'
Daeron: 'No.'
Anri: 'What, you dirty dirty, person. Sex, in the orgy room?'
Thassen: 'use your hand best your gona get'
Anri: 'We play boggle in there.'
Elgar: 'i can find a sheep for ya?'
Starry: 'I've had sex in the Orgy Room!'
Daredryon: 'No?'
Daredryon: 'fine'
Anri: 'And monopoly.'
Anri: 'I'm always that little thimble thing.'
Daeron: 'I won't go within 1 room of that place.'
Elgar: 'anri can i play you chess sometime??'


Sarion is no longer away.
Starry: 'wb'
Anri: 'Oops, didn't notice, wb =)'
Sarion: ':>'
Starry: '*lol* You not noticeable, Tovy. *grin*'
Sarion: 'ya i know, i'm used to being ignored :>'
Anri: 'What, Sar? Did you say something?'
Starry: '*giggle* By your wifey? *halo*'


Anri: 'It's a game.'
Anri: 'A highly addicting game that's sucked away my life, but still a game.'


Starry: 'I'm mean!'
Krynosjr: 'yeah you are'
Krynosjr: 'ur stone cold'
Starry: '*smiles happily*'
Sarion: 'we don't expect anything less from you Starry'
Starry: '*grin* *lickies Sari*'
Krynosjr: 'ur a >>>>>'
Anri: 'I'm just bitter and sarcastic, personally.'
Anri: 'And self-pitying, of course.'
Starry: '*pets Anri*'
Sarion: 'what canadian isn't'


Sarion: 'HAVE YOU EVER SHAVED YOUR PUBS!?'
[EDIT: "Sari and Azzy are almost in the same boat." =P]


Anri: 'I never called him that stuff.'
Krynosjr: 'i wish i had...'
Anri: 'I prefer a more refined approach.'
Krynosjr: 'neither did i...'
Shalarra: 'oh he was being a little pain the other day'
Anri: 'Like, I question the validity of your genetic line, or such.'
Anri: 'So I can sound smart.'
Sarion: 'ROFL'
Sarion: 'thats freaking awesome'
Anri: 'Although, i'm not sure he knows what validity is, and such'


Elgar: 'and starry's a horsey thing'
Starry: 'Horsey thing?? o_O'
Anri: 'I prefer to be a bishop'
Elgar: 'i thought you wanted to be a prawn?'
Starry: 'Prawn? *grin*'
Starry: 'That's a seafood thingy'
Anri: 'Well yeah, but I'd rather be a bishop as opposed to a queen.'
Krynosjr: 'i want to be something good'
Anri: 'Pawn > Bishop > Queen'
Starry: 'And Anri wants to be the prawn! Err...pawn...'
Shalarra: 'mmmm..seafood...'
Anri: 'Oh, and I'm terrible at chess. :p'
Starry: 'Chess is evil! But sometimes the pieces taste good. *chews on a prawn..err...pawn*'
Elgar: 'no wonder if you open with your prawns!!!'
Anri: 'Yeah, bad opening strategy.'
Elgar: 'whats a strategy??'
Sarion: 'wow, i've been in 9 different clans... thats bad'
Starry: 'Circles?'
Starry: 'Sari's like a whore being passed around. ^^'
Elgar: 'do you smell or something'
Sarion: 'rofl'
Elgar: 'sari's the clan slut!!'
Starry: 'Tempest steals my cookies. =P'
Shalarra: 'try living with him..lol...'
Sarion: 'ROFL'
Starry: 'I live with a straw man! (straw man = effigy ^^)'
Elgar: 'no starry...arent they voodoo dolls??'
Sarion: 'heh, not talking bout yer voodoo dolls starry'
Starry: 'Effigy = voodoo doll'
Starry: 'Sari loves my voodoo dolls!'
Shalarra: 'where do you get voodoo dolls from?'
Shalarra: 'I've seen them all over but never figured out where they came from'
Starry: 'I make them myself. *waggles eyebrows*'
Starry: 'And then I use them to thwart Sari's plans of lvling. ^^'
Shalarra: 'lol..what do they do?'
Sarion: 'heh, i gotta work on getting you to multi starry'
Starry: 'BLAH'
Starry: 'FOOL, thou shalt not trick me again!!! *shakes stick @ Sari*'
Elgar: 'nooooooooooooo .......one starry is MORE then enuff'
Starry: '*grins @ El*'
Sarion: 'i feel sorry for the world if starry ever has children'
Shalarra: 'I want a STarry doll!'
Starry: 'I have an alt; does that count as more than one Starry? ^^'
Starry: '*lol*'
Elgar: '*shivers*'
Starry: 'Yes, Hitler would be afraid of my children. *nod nod*'
Elgar: 'wasnt he te father??'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Sarion: 'no, that was satan'
Shalarra: 'spank him Starry for that'
Starry: 'My friends said in a past life, I was Hitler's girlfriend'
Starry: 'Naw, he likes spankies too much.'
Anri: 'Ah, but Satan is Hitler's bitch.'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Anri: 'Haven't you seen the south park movie?'
Elgar: 'those cute wittle moustaches kinda give it away...specially on the girls'
Sarion: 'ya'
Starry: '*LOL* Yeah, that's true, Anri'
Shalarra: 'lol..I saw that one'
Anri: 'Blame Canada! Blame Canada!'
Sarion: 'its always canada's fault, then if not, Starry did it'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Anri: 'Yes, I agree.'
Starry: 'I did it, I did it!! ^^'
Starry: 'I make Sari run out of crocodiles when he's trying to lvl!'
Shalarra: 'lol...I want to do it'
Elgar: '*elgar peeks through Anri's bathroom keyhole and giggles*'
Sarion: 'hahaha'
Starry: '*lol* Pervy Scot'
Elgar: 'all scots are pervy'
Shalarra: 'Mmmm..I like scots'
Starry: 'kilts = easy access ^^'
Sarion: 'rofl'
Shalarra: 'you got that right girl'
Starry: '*waggles eyebrows*'
Sarion: 'heh, i didn't think women wore kilts :p'
Starry: 'Y'know, it's gonna take me forever to edit this script. ^^'
[EDIT: "So true, so true..." ;_;]
Anri: '*Sprays soap in Elgar's eyes*'
Anri: 'Yup'
Elgar: 'and they are so comfy and free'
Shalarra: '~giggles~'
Starry: 'Blowin' in the breeze, eh, El?'
Elgar: 'free and easy starrybibbay'
Starry: '*GRIN*'
Elgar is now away. Message: speedwalking wif soap in my eyes...fuck knows where i will end up


Starry: '"Starryangel's Player ID is 1312. Starryangel [53:173] seems to be online now."'
Starry: 'I'm being watched! *snicker*'
Krynosjr: 'i'd be willing to do something to someone who disses spiritwalk if they lie about sw that would get me kicked'
Krynosjr: 'ack'
Elgar: 'i wouldnt say you were online...the lights are ..but theres no one home if you ask me'
Sarion: 'rofl'
Starry: '*grin*'
Krynosjr: 'who u talkin bout'
Krynosjr: 'me?'
Starry: 'Me!'
Krynosjr: 'ah'
Elgar: 'we often talk about starry...its never nice though'
Starry: '*nod nod* ^^'
Krynosjr: 'but its always in fun'
Starry: '*grin*'
Elgar: 'makes me feel better'
Starry: '*lol* Yeah, stroke El's ego'
Sarion: 'i'm sure its not his ego he wants stroked'
Elgar: 'and on a good day its called egotist'
Krynosjr: 'LOL'
Krynosjr: 'ical??'
Elgar: 'and on the best days its egotistical'
Starry: '*grin*'
Krynosjr: 'egotist ical?'
Krynosjr: 'LOL'
Krynosjr: 'i have no ego'
Krynosjr: 'i'm nothing'
Elgar: 'you a girl??'
Sarion: 'rofl'
Starry: '*grin*'
Krynosjr: 'who me?'
Starry: 'Eunuch!!!'
Krynosjr: 'what?'
Sarion: 'hahaha'
Starry: '*halo*'
Krynosjr: 'halo?'
Krynosjr: 'what do u mean by that'
Starry: 'Nuffin'
Sarion: 'its scary when starry uses big words'
Krynosjr: '*doesn't understand what *halo* means*'
Starry: '*grin* I can say things with more than five letters!'
Elgar: 'nods'
Elgar: 'can you say egotistical'
Krynosjr: 'egocentric discombobulated'
Elgar: 'thats a mouthfull'
Sarion: 'heh, i won't say it'
Starry: '*snicker*'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Elgar: 'everyone thoguth it though'


Elgar: 'people are having sex on my tv!!'
Krynosjr: 'hehehe'
Anri: 'Yup'
Anri: 'Like, on top?'
Elgar: 'and i cant see the screen!!'
Anri: 'How do they keep their balance?'
Sarion: 'that has to be uncomfortable'
Anri: 'Is it a big TV?'
Elgar: 'put this way...he's an egotist'
Sarion: 'tits?'
Elgar: 'sar dont be crude...unless its crude and funny'
Krynosjr: 'lol'
Sarion: 'ya, tits aren't funny'
Starry: '*shakes head*'


Elgar: 'hi clingy'
Kingy: 'hey algae '


Kingy: 'hey ur not in skinny dipping pool starry o.o'
Shalarra: 'Ooooo...skinny dipping...~will steal cookies then~'
Anri: 'Need Goth to get on'
Starry: 'I know...I'm kickin' it in my hubby and me's bedroom. *waggles eyebrows*'
Kingy: '._.'
Starry: 'And I DO NOT skinny-dip!! -_-'
Anri: 'Apparently, Force mark has been reactiviated, probably 100>'
Kingy: 'meh'
Elgar: 'fatty dip then??'
Shalarra: 'Raerd where you be?'
Starry: '-_-'
Kingy: 'lol'
Starry: '*pokes El in the eye*'
Kingy: 'starry not fat, if so my arteries wud be clogged from drinking her blood o.o'
Elgar: 'oh starry i love it when you hurt me'
Kingy: 'lol'
Starry: '*smirk* I know.'


Shalarra: 'Dae don't make me spank you...lol'
Daeron: 'Raow.'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Raerd: 'bends over'
Shalarra: '~puts a no PK sign on Rae~ hehehe'
Daeron: 'Oh my.'
Kingy: 'lol shal'
Raerd: 'and moons D'
Shalarra: '~spanks Rae~ '
Starry: '*LOL*'
Daeron: '*A brilliant white flash appears infront of his eyes*'
Raerd: 'rofl'
Kingy: 'lol'


Shalarra: 'I must eat my wheaties..I need to get big like everyone else...lol'
Anri: 'Dragon's should already have lev, they're dragons, damnit...'
Kingy: 'lol'
Raerd: 'back up to 13 mill, getting there!'
Anri: 'Never mind, just me bitching again'
Anri: 'As always'
Daeron: 'Hehe. I don't eat wheaties. I eat.. *looks at Starry*'
Shalarra: 'ROFLMAO'
Kingy: 'o_o'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Starry: '*ROTFLMAO*'
Shalarra: 'I didn't ask for details of your sex life Dae..lol'
Daeron: ''


Starry: '[CLAN] Gothnor: 'why he just quit''
Starry: '[1] clan members heard you say, 'Maybe he's already afraid of me? =P''
Starry: '=P'
Anri: 'Makes sense'
Daeron: '*Nod*'
Starry: '*lol*'
Daeron: 'But Starry is harmless anyway. :P'
Starry: '*nod nod nod* ^^ *sharpens knife*'


Starry: 'Eeeee...I dun wanna go to the doctor. *hides behind Dae*'
Anri: 'I thought you went yesterday?'
Starry: 'Nope, appointment is today in half an hour.'
Anri: 'Ahhs'
Daeron: ''
Starry: '.'
Starry: '=P'
Daeron: 'I know my ass is fun to stare at, but you don't need'ta get that close.'
Anri: 'It's fun in the same way as looking at a car crash. :p'
Daeron: '*Lickies Anri*'
Starry: '*gooses Dae!* ^^'
Daeron: 'O_O'


Daeron: '*Dance* Fear mah virginity!'
Daeron: 'For it is pure!'
Niky: 'eheh dae!'
Daeron: 'Fear my virginity!'
Daeron: 'For it is good!'
Starry: 'MMMmmm...virginity'
Niky: 'woop dae! u go little guy!'
Niky: '*grin* starry'
Starry: '*halo*'
Krynosjr: '*takes dae's virginity in his sleep*'
Starry: '*rotflmao*'
Daeron: 'Starry can't touch me cause I have an embodiement of good withi--...'
Niky: 'hehe what ya gonna do with it?'
Daeron: 'Hey! Gimmie that back!'
Niky: '*uplaugh*'
Starry: '*snicker*'
Krynosjr: 'sell it'
Niky: 'ahh'
Krynosjr: '10mil'
Krynosjr: 'and u can have yer virginity'
Daeron: '... That's not cool. What do I look like, a porno-flick?'
Krynosjr: 'and i doubt starry angel would touch either of us...:('
Krynosjr: 'she could touch me anyday tho:)'
Daeron: 'Naw, I'm too holy for her.'
Starry: '*waggles eyebrows*'
Krynosjr: 'i'm too holy for you'
Krynosjr: 'i'm holier then the holier then thou'
Daeron: 'Dude, I piss holy-water.'
Krynosjr: 'just cuz i'm holier then thou'
Chemisse: 'lol'
Krynosjr: 'lol'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Krynosjr: 'yeah satans holy water'
Daeron: 'It's still holy water.'
Krynosjr: '*pisses the blood of the innocent*'
Krynosjr: 'lol!@'
Starry: 'MmMmm...blood....'
Krynosjr: 'satans form of holy water is evil man'
Daeron: 'Stfu!'
Daeron: 'It's holy if I say it's holy.'
Daeron: 'So there.'


Daeron: '*Crawls into Starry's shirt pocket* ^_^'
Krynosjr: 'i want the rain to go away so i can go out for a bit'
Starry: 'I know. I'm cursed. ^^'
Krynosjr: 'O-O'
Starry: 'My shirts don't have pockets, Dae, but you could crawl in my bra. =P'
Niky: 'as long as it dont rain next week when im camping'
Daeron: 'Wondered why it was a bit warm in here.'
Krynosjr: 'ROFL!'
Krynosjr: 'naw niky ur a kitty cat'
Starry: 'Niky's a pussy? *halo*'
Daeron: 'Meooow.'
Krynosjr: 'dae get out of starry's bra! thats my hidy hole'
Daeron: 'Betcha' I can make the pussy purr.'
Starry: '*lol*'
Krynosjr: 'AWWW FUCK THATS WRONG'
Niky: 'hehe'
Starry: '*ROTFLMAO*'
Niky: 'goth gonna be taking him to cpk for that'
Krynosjr: 'DAE I TOLD YOU! get out of my hidy hole!'
Daeron: 'I was here first!'
Krynosjr: 'the hell you were!'
Gothnor: 'nod'
Niky: 'no wonder starry likes the rain'
Gothnor: 'leave nikys pussy alone'
Starry: '*lol*'
Krynosjr: 'lol!!!'
Niky: '*giggle* told ya, u in trouble now!'
Gothnor: 'only I can pet that kitty'
Niky: 'meow'


Daeron: '*pokes Starry*'
Starry: '*pokes Dae*'
Daeron: '*Gasps!*'
Daeron: '*Disinfects*'


Lavok: '::Pride of SW:: i like it when starry smacks me around'
Niky: 'i like it too'
Starry: '*ROFL*'
Niky: 'hit him harder, pls'
Chemisse: 'LOL'
Starry: '*nod nod nod*'
Niky: 'knock that silly tag off the screen'


Warped has entered Materia Magica.
Lavok: 'Minotaur goes MOOOOO'
Anri: 'Hi Warped, welcome to clan.'
Warped: 'hello all :)'
Lavok: ':>'
Anri: 'Hell no going to templeton for 5 pracs.'
Lavok: 'ya vashir is stupid'
Anri: 'That reminds me, have to mail thas back his cav armor'
Anri: 'Well, armour, since I'm canadian.'
Starry: '*grin* I like spelling things w/ an extra u'
Starry: 'flavour, colour...'
Starry: '*blinku* FRESH MEAT!!!!!'
Warped: '*hidd*'
Starry: '*tackles Warped and bites him!* ^^'
Lavok: 'hahaha your in trouble now'
Starry: 'Whee!@##'
Warped: 'yeeeooow. easy with the beef please :)'
Starry: 'I have a new bitch. ^^'
Anri: 'By bitch, she really means...no, she means bitch.'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Starry: 'German music makes me hyper. =P'
Warped: 'you mean like polka's ?'
Starry: 'No, like Rammstein and Megaherz and E Nomine. =P'
Starry: '*huggles German rock bands*'
Starry: 'Probably because they talk about sex and drinking and dead stuff. ^^'
Warped: 'the sex and drinking, i can handle...but dead stuff?'
Anri: 'What, all three go hand in hand.'
Anri: 'Weirdo.'
Starry: 'DEAD STUFF!!! XD'
Anri: 'Starry, just between you, me, and the ct channel, there's a lot of strange folks in the clan. -_-'
Starry: '*cackle* *nod nod*'
Starry: 'They shall understand one day. =P'
Starry: 'I will poke it into them. *waves the really really long stick of dead-pokingness*'


Starry: '*giggle* Dragon tongue. =P'
Anri: 'Eh?'
Starry: 'I'm drawing my dragon's tongue. =P'
Anri: 'Ahhs =)'
Starry: 'I always giggle when I draw tongues for some reason. =P'
Starry: 'Or when I hear the word Nogle.'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Anri: 'Well, I suppose that's because you're insane.'
Lavok: ':}'
Starry: '^^'
Starry: '*nod nod nod*'


Anri: 'Y'know, I don't even know who this is, wondering why he's asking me for help. -_-'
Starry: '*lol*'
Starry: 'I have random people come up to me and ask me stuff'
Starry: 'Just because I sit in a pool. =P'
Anri: 'Yeah, because if you sit in a pool, you're open to random conversations from strangers.'
Starry: '"Why didn't you ask any of the other higher lvls in Sigil?"'
Lavok: 'heh'
Starry: '"Because a, you're not an Outlaw, and b, you're sitting in a pool."'


Daeron has been slain!
The shade of Daeron: ':<'
The shade of Daeron: 'Poke me, Starry.'
The shade of Daeron: 'You know you want to.'
Starry: '*pokies Dae w/ the stick!!* ^^'
Starry: 'I feel so fulfilled now. *purr*'
The shade of Daeron: 'Hehe, I have that affect on women.'
Gothnor: 'I make them run!!'


Starry: 'A small voice yells 'someone dropped thier chastity belt...naughty girl..''
Starry: 'You yell 'I'm free, I'm free!!''
Starry: '*snicker*'
Lavok: 'heh'
Starry: '*halo*'
Daeron: 'Hey Gothy, got a question.'
Gothnor: 'I was at home!!'
Daeron: ':P'
Lavok: 'hahah'
Gothnor: 'I did not know her age'


Daeron: 'Lavok, have I ever told you to die yet?'
Lavok: 'heh'
Daeron: 'No? Then drop dead, kthx.'
Lavok has been slain!
Thassen: 'lol'
Daeron: 'Kthx.'
The shade of Lavok: 'hahaha'
Thassen: 'what you walk into dt?'
Starry: '*pokies Nogle w/ the stick* ^^ *giggle*'
The shade of Lavok: 'prayed for death'
Starry: '*snicker*'


Starry: 'I posted my IQ thingy. Bwahahahahaha'
Witness: '*smirks* It was the math, wasn't it?'
Starry: 'damn math... *twitch*'
Kandar: '*gets cardic paddles and moves towards starry*'
Witness: '*licks*'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Kandar: '*sets machine to 400 and grins evilly*'
Starry: 'Whee!!!'
Starry: 'Hold on, let me get the full effect!! *lifts up shirt*'
Kandar: '*faints*'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Witness: '*pokes* Those aren't REAL!!'
Starry: '*ROTFLMAO*'
Gothnor: 'starry can I get poloroids of those please!!'
Gothnor: 'rofl'
Kandar: 'ya...mee too'
Witness: '*dies* It's offical, Starry, I've completed my training.'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Gothnor: 'can you put those on the web site'
Starry: 'Training?'
Gothnor: 'you would win for sure'
Starry: 'No. =P'
Kandar: 'ya ... she can wear a real bra now'
Kandar: '*hides*'
Starry: '>.>'
Starry: '*pokes Kandy's eye out*'
Starry: 'I'm a B cup, thankies very much'
Gothnor: 'looks like its cold where you are'
Gothnor: 'grin!'
Starry: '*pokes Gothy's eye out too*'


Raerd: 'bleeding over my keyboard, better get a bandaid'
Kandar: 'ack'
Kandar: 'not suppose to beed for this game'
Witness: 'How'd you do that?'
Starry: '*gasp* And you're not giving me your blood?@!'
Starry: 'Rae, you filthy whore. =('
Raerd: 'was checking jeans b4 I put in washing and found a shark tooth the hard way :-)'
Lavok: 'lol'


Raerd: 'how much for an st?'
Thassen: 'how bout love and dedication isnt that enough :P'
Kandar: 'ROFL'
Thassen: 'do you take false promises as payment?'
Starry: '*snicker*'


Raerd: 'woops sorry ppl turned clan chat off when running reef :-('
Lavok: 'we understand, you don't like us'
Raerd: 'damn, my secrets out!'
Anri: 'I propose we cpk raerd'
Lavok: 'sounds good to me'
Anri: 'Lav, you do it, I'll back you up...from over there.'
Lavok: 'aight'
Starry: '*chews on Rae's arm* ^^'
Anri: '*Watches fight with binoculars* You can do it!'
Lavok: 'stinky half-breeds'
Kandar: 'who is fighting who'
Starry: 'I'm fighting my tail. =P'
Kandar: 'I dont even wanna know'
Starry: '^^'
Raerd: 'gives a flock of birds!'
Raerd: 'lol, that probably went over everyones heads'
Kandar: 'No i caught it'
Kandar: 'at least I think i did'
Raerd: ':-)'
Starry: '...Cookies? ^^'
Chemisse: 'over my head'
Lavok: 'i was trying to find my shotgun'
Thassen: 'im clueless'
Starry: 'Does it have to do w/ cookies? ^^'
Starry: '*bounce*'
Kandar: 'No'
Starry: '*cry*'
Lavok: 'heh'
Kandar: 'he gives a flock of birds to know what you are doing with yuor tail'
Lavok: 'butter cookies mmmMMMmmm'
Starry: 'wouldn't you like to know? *waggles eyebrows*'


Vashar: 'i'm going to bed to sleep...hopefully'
Vashar: 'night everyone'
Raerd: 'waves Vash!'
Thassen: 'seya'
Vashar: 'waves back'
Starry: 'Don't let the Starry's bite. ^^'
Vashar: 'why not?'
Starry: 'I dunno; I just like saying that. =P'
Vashar: 'I think it'd be an interesting and fulfilling experience'
Vashar: 'if not scary as hell'
Starry: '*rofl* *fanged grin*'


Vashar: 'I swear to god I smell like girls perfume, its freaking me out'
Starry: 'Ewww...girly smells. *wrinkles nose*'
Thassen: 'then dont dress up like a girl and wear perfume then'
Vashar: 'that might be the problem...'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Thassen: 'ya the high heals and pantyhose mite feel good but its not for you'
Vashar: 'but I take a shower afterwards every time...'


Witness: 'Starry: 'I'm never eating another Oreo... *traumatized*' '
Starry: 'Pervy Tovy. =P'
Starry: '*lol*'
Starry: 'And yet I persist... >.>'
Lavok: 'cuz you like the creamy white filling :p'
Starry: '*ROFL*'


Daeron: 'I got this thingy.'
Starry: '*snicker*'
Niky: '*looks* tis so small!'
Vashar: 'what'd I do?'
Starry: '*ROFL*'


Starry: 'They should be cookies...'
Warped: 'where is that dumb down....*grrr*'
(Thassen as) your reflection: 'but if they were cookies to many would be temped to eat reather then deposit'
Starry: '*halo* Really?'
Starry: '"Not everything can run off cookies, Kendra. :p"'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Warped: 'starry would become to heavy to get back out of PG!'
Raerd: 'lol'
Starry: '*flaps wings futilely* Ugh...too fat!'
Starry: '=P'
your reflection: 'but starry never goes to pg so how can she leave'
Raerd: 'she would for cookies'
Starry: 'Be careful what you say, Warped; you seen Starry's piccy? She's one mean mother!'
Daeron: 'Naw'.'
Starry: 'MmMm...cookies. *starry eyes*'
Starry: 'I went once!'
Daeron: 'If she won't go into the cookie stash in my pants, she won't go to PG.'
Warped: 'ahhh... now I know what I'm doing! a cookie run!'
Starry: 'About...2 years ago. =P'
Raerd: 'rofl'
Starry: 'YOU HAVE A COOKIE STASH IN YOUR PANTS?!'
Warped: 'uuummm....'
your reflection: 'thats the only thing that will get a girl near him'
Starry: '*dives into Dae's pants and bites indisciminately*'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Lavok: 'LOL'
Daeron: '>.O'
Daeron: 'Damn, good thing my dick's detatchable.'
Lavok: 'TMI TMI'
Starry: '*dies*'


Vashar: 'I just got some lovin'
Daeron: 'God knows you need it, Vash. :>'
Daeron: 'Who'd you have to pay?'
Kandar: 'pets dont count vash'


Daeron: 'Why's it go down instead of up?'
Starry: 'A lot of clanhalls go down'
Lavok: 'cuz niky is wierd'
Starry: '*looks @ Dae funny*'
Daeron: 'Let's go up!'
Daeron: 'Instead of having to go down, let's go up!'
Starry: 'But I like going down. *smirk*'
Daeron: 'I like going down too, but if it's a tree, we should go up.'
Starry: '*lol*'
Thassen: 'i think that was rite over daes head'
Starry: '*LOL* Yes, I think so too. *giggle*'
Niky: 'ehhe '
Niky: 'Lord Vashir awarded me 38 qp, 4 pracs and 3800 gp'
Daeron: 'o_o'
Niky: 'hehe closing in on 1k'
Lavok: 'i didn't think starry went down on anyone'
Niky: 'me either'
Starry: '*cackle*'


Lavok: 'the last newbie starry had, she ate... can't be losing more clannies like that'
Starry: '*lickies Kandy*'
Kandar: 'I dont know enough to have anyone to mentor..'
Niky: 'nods nods'
Niky: 'wasnt even the toes left'
Starry: 'Hheeeeyyyy...but I been here longer than lotsa leaders!'
Starry: '*is old, walks w/ cane*'
Niky: '*grin*'
Niky: 'that rug keep u young'
Starry: 'I didn't eat all of him! Just the good parts...'
Kandar: '*bite touge*'
Starry: '*SNICKER*'
Niky: 'hehe'
Starry: 'You know you want to say it, Kandy'
Starry: '*waggles eyebrows*'
Lavok: 'HOLY SHIT *faints*'
Niky: 'u want next newbie starry?'
Kandar: '*bites tounge and pounds head on wall*'
Niky: '*grin*'
Starry: 'Yeah!'
Lavok: 'starry leveled OMFG!'
Starry: '*lol* C'mon, Kandy...say it!'
Starry: 'DAMMIT'
Niky: '*uplaugh*'
Starry: 'Tovy knows now too. -_-'
Kandar: 'Nope...I wont *bites tounge*'
Niky: 'hehehe'
Starry: 'C'moooooonnn'
Starry: 'You know you wannnnaaaaa'
Kandar: '*struggles to keep mouth shut*'
Starry: '*grin*'
Lavok: '*kandar's mouth opens*'
Starry: '*pokies Kandy*'
Niky: 'lavok u say hi to the new little guy?'
Lavok: 'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO says the mino'
Kandar: 'Starrys rug is what keeps her popular...not young'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Lavok: 'no, and you can't make me nah nah'
Starry: '*lickies Kandy*'
Niky: 'eheh now he be scared of u, u bully'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Kandar: '* breaths heavy from holding breath so long*'
Starry: '*lol* *pokies kandy's cheek*'


Pxie: 'you should learn from thas and buy enough food to last you into next year'
Starry: 'i did...but I ate it all. ^^;;'
Thassen: 'bj rules'
Starry: 'o.O'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Witness: '*blink*'
Starry: '*perviness*'
Witness: '*agree*'
Thassen: 'hehe'
Starry: 'Thassy stockin' the shelves lots over there, eh?'
Witness: 'Dude! Freaky thoughts! Aren't you in the same room as Pxie??'
Thassen: 'ya'
Pxie: 'heh'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Starry: 'Wit's a big ol' pervy.'
Thassen: 'got my 3 some in here and lots of bj food'
Pxie: 'oh man'
Starry: '*ROTFLMAO*'
Thassen: 'lol'
Witness: 'DUDE!'
Pxie: 'nooo!!!!'
Starry: 'I think...I'm goin...to choke to death'
Pxie: 'i swear we're not gay!'
Pxie: '....only on weekends'
Thassen: 'hehe '
Starry: '*laughing so hard she's crying*'
Witness: '*ROTFLMAO* OMG! I love you already Pxie!'
Starry: 'Angie just came in to ask if I was going to die'
Starry: '*snicker*'
Witness: '*SNORT* If I had drunk anything recently it would be coming out my nose!'
Pxie: 'hehe'
Starry: '*ROFL*'
Thassen: 'lol'
Witness: 'You told her no, right? Satan is immortal. *HALO*'
Shalarra: 'I see nothing!...I hear nothing!'
Witness: 'I say nothing. But talk lots!'
Starry: '*lol*'


Thassen: 'see how can the internet be evil then if your the root of all evil'
Starry: 'It's so mean to me. =( Hidoi desu yo...'
Thassen: 'go spank it then '
Starry: '*giggle*'
Shalarra: 'I want to spank it'
Thassen: 'delete it then find out how it feels'
Starry: 'You want to spank everything, Sharry. =P'
Shalarra: 'I know..it's fun'
Starry: '*lol*'
Shalarra: 'Thass won't let me spank him'
Thassen: 'nope im too good for you'


Lavok: '[Thassen ] [Starryangel and Snipes' Bedroo] (Too far away to tell)... Interesting'
Wakefield: 'seeya'
Thassen: 'starry bring me on a tour'
Niky: '*grin*'
Starry: '*nod nod*'
Anri: '10 roots, 16 tourms, pg's being generous today'
Lavok: 'SUUURRRE'
Gothnor: 'ok who can forge somthing for me'
Starry: 'A "tour."'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Anri: 'Is she showing you how comfortable the sheets are?'
Anri: 'Maybe how hot the shower is?'
Thassen: 'yep our tours so nice'
Wakefield: 'a three hour tour?'
Starry: 'What do you think I am, Wakey? A one minute person? ^^'
Starry: 'I take my time. *grin*'
Lavok: 'heh 3 hourS! Better get paid for it'


Starry: ''HELP im locked in :P' Thassen says.'
Starry: 'Now Thassy is all mine. ^^'
Lavok: 'You are a dead man'
Thassen: '*bangs on door trying to draw atention*'
The shade of Wakefield: 'thass gohall'
Daeron: '*Slips Thass a letter under the door*'
Thassen: 'too much work'
Lavok: 'No one can hear your screams'
Starry: '*lol*'
Daeron: 'Letter: Thassen. You are doomed. Can I have your EQ once Starry CPK's the pants off you?'
Anri: 'Thas, since you're going to die and all, can I get some of your stuff?'
Lavok: 'LOL'
Anri: 'Screw you, Dae, I got first dibs!'
Thassen: 'You yell 'help ive been abducted''
Starry: '*lol*'
Lavok: 'heh, i love it, you aren't even dead yet and the vultures are already circling'
The shade of Wakefield: 'no one cares anyone that cares has yell turned off'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Starry: 'Clannie love!'
Niky: 'hehe'
Lavok: 'nods, we gots lots of love to share'
Lavok: 'If not, I'm sure we can get at least 2 mil off of Thassen's eq'


Wakefield: 'Item 'the head of Wakefield' is type trash, alignment 0, made of organic,'
Niky: 'aww'
Thassen: 'yep trash'
Wakefield: 'what its no mimic:('
Wakefield: 'i cant even mimic my own head:('
Lavok: 'can i have it?'
Starry: '*cackle*'
Wakefield: 'ok lav'
Anri: 'Lav collects them'
Thassen: 'no dont lav gona encase in ice'
Starry: 'Tovy is desperate. *snicker*'
Anri: '*Rimshot*'
Starry: '*lol*'
Lavok: 'LOL PERVIES!'
Starry: 'I can't help it'
Lavok: 'hey goth! Wake is gonna give me head'
Gothnor: 'sweet'
Wakefield: 'come get it'
Lavok has recalled to the clan hall!
Starry: '*rofl*'


Witness: '*lalala* Why so quiet?'
Starry: ''Cause me and Thassy are making sweet sweet love in the pool. *SMIRK*'
Starry: '*CACKLE*'
Witness: '*traumitized*'
Thassen: 'yep its nice in here'
Starry: '*rotflmao*'
Thassen: 'just me and starry carene came in then took off she was scared'
Starry: '*nod* Musta been the groping'
Raerd: 'lol'
Thassen: 'was probly the huging and cudling'
Starry: '*grin*'


Starry: 'Poor Kandy; we work him to the bone. ^^'
Niky: '*grin*'
Kandar: 'You wanna work my what?'
Starry: 'Is almost like we're married to him! ^^'
Starry: '*grins @ Kandy* *waggles eyebrows*'
Kandar: '*gasp*'
Niky: 'heh he thought u 2 were going to be the ones working him, he didnt realize abt me and my nose into anything to do with the clan'
Niky: 'me and the 'i think this is a good idea, can u make it so' stuff :>'
Kandar: 'I got threee women chasing me...whee....*watchs the one with the butcher knife*'
Starry: 'MmMmmm...knives'
Niky: '*grin* *hides knife behind back* '
Niky: 'what knife'
Kandar: '*points at starry*'
Starry: '*giggle*'


Kandar: 'You are toying with death Vash...u know tht right'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Starry: '*fingers stick*'
Vashar: 'oh I know'
Vashar: 'I enjoy it'
Kandar: '*oooOooo...gotta print this buffer* starry got caught fingering soimething'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Witness: '*ROTFLMAO* HEHEHE!'
Raerd: 'sits here and keeps quiet'


Thassen: 'sheep'
Kandar: '*ears perk up* HERE SHEEPY...SHEEPY...SHEEPY'
Kandar: 'ya..thass got it'
Raerd: 'no fucking the mascot!'
Lavok: 'rofl'
Kandar: 'No fucking the old lady, no fucking the mascot, come on ...give a guy a break'
Raerd: 'i just said mascot :-)'


Anri: 'Just want to make sure I outroot Thas this month'
Starry: 'Dun worry, you will. ^^;;'
Niky: 'nods, i have to taunt him abt that'
Anri: 'Thanks to Starry, it seems possible'
Starry: 'He too busy w/ me!'
Starry: '*nod nod nod* ^^'
Anri: '*Nods*'
Anri: '*Nods nods nods nods*'
Starry: 'Infatuation makes you silly'
Niky: 'i told u, leave him, he has hw tonite!!'
Niky: 'u work on website'
Starry: 'awww... *pout*'
Niky: 'after ur hw!'
Starry: '*grin* ^^'
Starry: 'Does not matter, Niky; we think about each other too much even when we're not together. ^^;;'
Anri: 'What's that feeling in my stomach? Envy? No, it's bile, my mistake.'
Lavok: 'eew, sounds like love'
Niky: 'nods nods'
Niky: 'hehe'
Starry: '*grin*'
Starry: '*pokes the little squishy hearts circling around her head* ^^'
Anri: '*Gets cupid's bow*'
Anri: '*Shoots down all the hearts*'
Niky: '*grin* *passes out hw*'


Starry: 'Wow...so empty for not so late. =P'
Thassen: 'just us we can do WHATEVER we want'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Thassen: 'well rhys but dont think he minds a free show'
Krynosjr has entered Materia Magica.
Starry: '*waggles eyebrows*'
Starry: '*lol*'
Thassen: 'hey kj'
Starry: '*lickies KJ*'
Krynosjr: 'hello'
Thassen: 'always someone comming on to ruin our fun '
Krynosjr: 'aww hey'
Starry: '*hehe* KJ stopped the desecration of ct! ^^'
Rhys: 'Heh..'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Krynosjr: 'thassen you goofy person:)'
Thassen: 'ooo rhys was acitve'
Starry: '*grin*'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Thassen: 'were 2 seconds from doing it on ct too'
Krynosjr: 'DOING WHAT?'
Thassen: 'it'
Starry: '*rotflmao*'
Krynosjr: 'IT OOO'
Krynosjr: 'HEHEHE'
Rhys: 'Least I can't see it.'
Starry: 'OMG...*copy* *paste*'
Thassen: 'oh no dam '
Starry: '*lol*'
Krynosjr: 'ack sorry bout caps'
Thassen: '*writes down on rather long list no pervy jokes around starry*'
Krynosjr: 'least you have someone to do it with thass:)'
Starry: 'Yup, I copy everything. ^^'


Daeron: 'She's my tormenter. :/'
Shalarra: 'Yes...I am...gotta love me for it too'
Vashar: 'i'm better tormenter'
Shalarra: '~torments Dae~'
Vashar: '*tongue*'
Daeron: '*moans*'
Daeron: 'Harder!'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Thassen: 'lol'


Shalarra: 'I put Shal's pic up on my profile'
Thassen: 'nice'
Shalarra: 'now you can drool over her..lol'
Starry: '*lol*'
Thassen: '*droool* jk me love starry i will only drool on her now'
Daeron: 'I'm just little red riding hood!'
Daeron: '*prances around*'
Shalarra: 'lol'
Starry: 'Shalarra no like lots of clothes. =P'
Vashar: '*shifts to wolf* *gobbles up dae*'
Shalarra: 'heck no..lol'
Daeron: 'What? Doesn't anyone else fantasize about story book characters?'
Daeron: 'I do it all the time. :/'
Starry: '....'
Shalarra: 'at least I found a pic that wasn't naked this time..lol'
Starry: '*grin*'
Starry: '...*smirk*'
Starry: '*types happily* ^^'
Shalarra: 'Quit SExing her Thassy!'
Shalarra: '~giggles~'
('Do i realy wana know why your so happy now?' Thassen asks.)
Thassen: 'i tried too tempting'
Starry: 'I like reviews on player pages. :3'
[EDIT: "Left a note for you, Shalarra!" ^^]
Thassen: 'lol'
Thassen: 'just read'
Starry: '*GRIN*'
Thassen: 'im all good '
Shalarra: 'You Good Thassy? since when?'
Thassen: 'too many girls to please hard enough with 1'
Starry: '*smirk* Thassy thinks he's a playa now'
Thassen: 'i try'
Thassen: 'but if starry wants more fun im all for it'
Shalarra: 'Quit taking all that Viagra Thassy!'
Vashar: 'thassen'
Thassen: 'ya?'
Vashar: 'you need to put your sex drive on turtle...take it off rabbit'
Shalarra: 'I'm corrupting Vashy now'
Vashar: 'i'm corrupting you'
Shalarra: 'Nu huh!'
Thassen: 'its not on rabbits more like jumping frogs'
Vashar: 'don't think you're corrupting pooooorrrrrr innnnooooccceennntttt vashy when you're not!!!'
Starry: '*smirk*'
Shalarra: '~giggles more~'
Vashar: 'silly'
Shalarra: 'okay..how about I molest you instead?'
Thassen: 'on one minute off the next'
Vashar: 'I get wifey on you'
Vashar: 'rawr!'
Shalarra: '~cackles insanely~ I will tell her you flirting with me'
Starry: 'I dunno...you comparing us to animals. We haven't done it THAT way yet'
Vashar: 'she believe me over you'
Vashar: 'poo poo head'
Shalarra: 'hehehe..'
Thassen: 'animals too wierd '
Vashar: 'do it coyote style'
Starry: '*lol*'
Vashar: 'its much more interesting than doggy style'
Vashar: 'alot more craziness'
Shalarra: 'Someone is a perv'
Vashar: 'yeah...everyone in the clan'
Shalarra: '~points to Vashy~'
Vashar: 'cept you'
Starry: '=P'


Gothnor: 'shoot I spend 1400 in one weekend'
Starry: 'On what?!'
Gothnor: 'stuff'
Thassen: '1400 on strippers'
Starry: '*lol*'
Gothnor: 'lets see I am a millionare ....so it does not matter'
Starry: '*lol*'
Thassen: 'im a millioneer wanabee does that count?'
Gothnor: 'I sit in my big castle playing MM all day...and when I work I have to go yell at people'
Starry: '*lol*'
Starry: 'Do you know where liars go, Gothy?'
Gothnor: 'minnesota'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Thassen: 'i thought alabama'
Niky: 'i thought they just got big noses?'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Gothnor: 'where in minn or alabama'
Gothnor: 'we have big feet'
Gothnor: 'actual we all have HUGE wankers in minnesota'
Starry: '*twitch*'
Thassen: 'maybe arkansas too lots of people on jerry springer from there'
Niky: '*grin*'
Niky: 'goth, what u compairing them to? '
Gothnor: 'A toothpick'


Gothnor: 'I need starry to make me a pick of my half-elf char with a wand killin the hydra!!'
Starry: 'I can eat cookies. ^^ That's about it'
Starry: '*lol*'
Gothnor: 'pic'
Starry: 'A wand?'
Starry: 'What kind of wand? *smirk*'
Gothnor: 'yes my special wand'
Gothnor: 'not that wand starry....get your mind out of the gutter'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Starry: 'I can't help it, Gothy. :3'
Gothnor: 'rofl'
Gothnor: 'I know ..thats why I love you so'
Starry: '*huggles* ^^'
Starry: 'I have warm, gooey cookie! ^^'
Gothnor: 'I would love to see a drawing of a archon hunter someday...I dont think there ever has been one made '
Anri: 'Greenlink's sitting at entrance to clanhall, naked.'
Anri: 'Three guesses what happened.'
Starry: 'Honto ni?'
Starry: '*grin*'
Gothnor: '??'
Starry: 'Hmm...I've never looked at an Archon Hunter before'
Starry: 'What? I didn't molest him! I promise!!'
Gothnor: 'hehe'
Gothnor: 'that would be a kewl pic if you could make one starry!! '
Sayton: 'greenlink is female starry'
Gothnor: 'someday'
Starry: 'So? I'm bi!! I'll hit on anything!! :3'
Niky: 'hi'
Gothnor: 'wb baby'
Niky: 'ty'
Starry: 'You mean piccy of Hunter or piccy of you and your wand, Gothy? *smirk*'
Gothnor: 'you a little sore niky!!! *grin*'
Gothnor: 'hunter'
Niky: '*grin*'
Gothnor: 'niky got some'
Niky: '2 days in a hotel room and im still tired, go figure'
Starry: 'Niky, Gothy wants me to draw him w/ his wand. =P'
Gothnor: 'nod '
Niky: 'heh got a big piece of paper?'
Sayton: 'where do tooth bracelets come from?'
Starry: '*lol*'
Gothnor: 'for my head'
Raerd has entered Materia Magica.
Starry: '*SMIRK* Which head?'
Gothnor: 'wb'
Starry: '*giggles*'
Gothnor: 'excatly!!!'
Raerd: 'tx, pc froze on me'
Starry: '*rofl*'


Anri: '*Goes off to cpk Goth*'
Niky: 'nods, tis ok to cpk goth if u deposit over 1500 roots'
Niky: 'goth, go get naked for anri'
Gothnor: 'nod I get to keep the eq though if you try'
Starry: '*lol*'
Gothnor: 'gets naked'
Niky: 'hehe, hes so nice'
Starry: '*covers eyes*'
Gothnor: 'you are peekin starry'
Witness: '*agrees* Put it back on! Put it back on!'
Starry: 'No I am not'
Starry: '=P'
Anri: '*Writhes on ground* My eyes are on fire!'
Niky: '*giggle*'
Gothnor: 'hey now'
Starry: 'I'll peek at Thassy tho. =P'
Niky: 'i knew ur equipment would be too much!'
Thassen: 'im neked yep'
Gothnor: 'I get no love from my clan'
Starry: '*ogles Thassy*'
Starry: 'Love? What's that? =P'


Anri: 'No, you're much more lecherous.'
Daeron: 'Whoa. Big word. @_@'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Anri: 'Yah, I supposed you're not used to...big things.'
Starry: '*rotflmao*'
Anri: 'Oh, I'm so mean.'
Starry: '*nod nod* I wuv you, Anri. :3'


(On Clan Log: (Pxie) *thassen is gay and likes to look at men on the internet. i know because i am his roomie)
Starry: '*rofl* Nice clan logs he left...'
Vashar: 'oh...'
Starry: '*SMIRKS @ Thassy*'
Thassen: 'wtf *gets up walked 2 feet and smacks him*'
Vashar: 'thassen...is this true?'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Thassen: 'how did i know he was gona do something like this'
Kandar: 'Ohhhh...so now we know....*grin*'
Starry: '*grin*'
Thassen: 'yep im realy happy'
Thassen: 'guys are cool '
Starry: 'I'm just the side piece, y'know Kandy. The cover-up so people won't know he's gay. ^^'
Starry: '*GRIN*'
Vashar: '*gulp*'
Vashar: 'guys related by blood means no sexual attraction right?'
Kandar: 'ahhhhh...so instead of groping you been going through and helping him with his wardrobe'
Starry: '*ROFL*'
Thassen: 'lol im gona hear about this all week now'
Starry: 'Umm...I wouldn't ask me for advice on wardrobe'
Vashar: 'yes...yes you are'
Starry: 'What the hell do I look like, a chick?!@'
Kandar: 'and treaching him how to do his lashes'
Starry: '*twitch*'
Starry: '*smacks Kandy w/ a frying pan*'
Vashar: 'so thassen you like em wide or long?'
Starry: '*grin* I like 'em wide AND long!!'
Starry: '*SMIRK*'
Vashar: 'guess which ones are my style'
Thassen: 'so vash now that youve seen me neked what you think'
Vashar: 'that you're my big brother and if you try for that incest shit i'll kill you!'
Thassen: 'you know its genetic rite'
Vashar: 'the dent?'
Starry: '*lol*'
Vashar: 'or the curve?'
Starry: '*rofl*'
('You better be recording this' Thassen says.)
Starry: '*grin* I have this sudden urge to ask how big everyone is. ^^'
Vashar: 'in MM i'm about 13...'
Starry: 'MM doesn't count!! IRL!!'
Thassen: 'so you subtract 13.5 and thats his size'
Starry: '*bangs fist on desk*'
Vashar: 'well thats no fun'


(EDIT: *hehe* "Thassy gave this to me." =P)
Thassen: 'wow cant quest rune anymore did too many quests'
Thassen: 'havent seen that message in a while'
Anri: '*Smirks*'
Niky: 'heh'
Anri: 'Quests take that long, huh?'
Niky: 'bad starry!'
Thassen: 'we decided yesterday we are gona quest during day and be together at nite we are falling to far behind'
Niky: '*grin* starry has a schedule?'
Thassen: 'well thats the plan'
Niky: 'dont torment her!'
Niky: 'she dont like pressure :>'
Thassen: 'im not trying too '
Niky: '*grabs starrys rug, waves it around*'
Thassen: 'if i need to see her i will but i need to quest too my questers block wore off over weekend '
Niky: 'hehe'
Thassen: 'i think it was a good thing i got it or i would not be where i am '
Kandar: 'Translation "my hormones are taken care of for now..I can think about something else for awhile"'
Niky: '*grin*'
Thassen: 'oh no my hormones are still in wacked'
Kandar: 'Start Calling Thassen Goo Boy'
Anri: 'He's a 20 year old guy, hormones are non-stop right now.'
Kandar: 'Everytime he is with Starry he gts weak kneed'
Niky: 'starry makes me weaked kneed!'
Thassen: 'i cant control anything rite now im running on instinct alone'
Kandar: 'tsk tsk Thassen...'
Thassen: 'i didnt expect us to fall in love anymore then she did it just kinda happend'
Niky: '*hugs* tis a good thing'
Niky: 'just remember'
Niky: 'tis only one side'
Niky: 'u need to know the rest'
Thassen: 'i know'
Niky: 'she may have serious problems'
Niky: 'like leave the top off toothpaste'
Kandar: 'Well, we all know that'
Thassen: 'i know all about them'
Niky: 'and stuff like that!'
Niky: 'u know abt toothpaste?'
Kandar: 'Oh..the killing kittens and eating their heads isnt a problem?'
Niky: 'naw naw, tis all good'
Kandar: 'LOL....jk thass'
Thassen: 'i know about all the real serius problems'
Thassen: 'thats kind how this all started'
Kandar: 'She must be Nypho or something..hell she pokes everything'
Niky: 'hmmm, did u ask abt if its ok if toilet seat is up??'
Kandar: 'that is paradox Niky'
Anri: 'He doesn't have to ask.'
Niky: 'there r serious issues u have not addressed, im sure!'
Anri: 'It's never alright.'
Kandar: 'leave it up and your stupid, leave it down and your a pig..'
Niky: 'u prolly addressed all the silly ones like personality disorders and such'
Thassen: 'i know she has things she hasnt told me yet'
Thassen: 'no we went more into it then that'
Thassen: 'alot more into it'
Thassen: 'but i know she hasnt said everything '
Niky: 'hmmm *thinks of more important things*'
Niky: 'u do laundry?'
Kandar: 'I must be shallow...Niky already got me figured out.'
Thassen: 'yep i clean and cook kinda too'
Niky: '*grin*'
Niky: 'clean bathroom? vaccuum?'
Thassen: 'yep '
Niky: '*trades mike in for thas*'
Niky: 'k, starry can have mike'
(EDIT: *giggle* "Oh, Miiiiikkkeeyyyy...")
Thassen: 'dam '
Kandar: 'I did all those things when I was a batchlor'
Thassen: 'niky gona put me to work'
Niky: 'hehe mike is all worn out'
Kandar: 'Then I got married and it became not my job anymore'
Niky: '*grin*'
Niky: 'u guys making plans to meet?'
Thassen: 'ya'
Thassen: 'trying realy hard'
Niky: 'hard, heheheh'
Niky: 'ooops, nm!@'
Thassen: 'well 400 '
Thassen: 'round trip on plane'
Kandar: 'I wanna go to Canada and meet Niky and Mike..'
Kandar: 'Wonder if I can talk Gothor into showing up'
Niky: 'poor anri'
Thassen: 'starry and wit and some friends wana go cross country durring summer to do some sight seeing'
Anri: '*Shrugs* I wouldn't want to see me either'
Anri: 'I'm weird'
Niky: 'hhehh, can we have a date anri *flutter*'
Niky: 'that would be nice thas'
Kandar: 'I wanna meet Anri...problem is I might pass out from her stunning good looks and charm'
Anri: '*Grins*'
Anri: 'I'm really a 400 pound fat chick. It takes a forklift to get me out of the house'
Niky: 'me picture her with brown eyes, dark hair and slim!'
Kandar: 'If I come to Canada and visit...Anri is my dinner date with Mike and NIky...so I dont feel alone'
Anri: 'You've just described every asian girl in existance.'
Kandar: 'Your Asian?'
Niky: '*laugh* no some are plump'
Anri: 'Indeed.'
Kandar: 'Learn something new everyday'
Niky: 'heh anri, why dont ppl in clan know this?'
Thassen: 'i knew that'
(EDIT: "Me too!")
Anri: 'I dunno, they don't pay attention'
Anri: 'Well, thas does, I guess'
Kandar: 'No one tells me anything'
Kandar: 'as usual'
Niky: 'cant they tell by shape of ur eyes? they blind???'
Anri: 'No, just ignorant, and unattentive.'
Anri: 'And they smell bad too.'
Niky: '*laugh* like most 'round eyes''
Niky: '*blink*'
Kandar: '*makes notes to be attentive to Anri when in town*'
Anri: '*Grins*'
Niky: 'shes the asian, me the redhead'


Lavok: 'bleh'
Starry: 'Bleh? =P'
Anri: 'Meh.'
Starry: 'Feh'
Anri: 'Meh? Meh.'
Starry: 'Meh. *shrug*'
Anri: 'Meh, meh. *Nods*'
Lavok: 'meh? bleh.'
Starry: '*giggle*'
Starry: '*rofl*'
Anri: '...meh?'
Anri: 'Bleh...'
Lavok: 'feh...'


Niky: 'You take a blue steel spear from Niky's Chest.'
Niky: 'quite a chest!'
Niky: 'u see my pict?'
Kandar: '*looks at Nikys chest*..ya it is *whistle*'
Niky: '*grin*'
Anri: 'I'm so not going there :p'
Starry: '*lol*'
Niky: 'nods, he knows goths in limbo'
Kandar: 'She brought it up...not me *oh that sounded wrong*'
Starry: '*ROFL*'
Niky: '*grin* what DID i bring up? hehe'
Starry: 'Kandy's a pervy, Kandy's a pervy'
Kandar: 'Just you never mind *throws coat over lap*'
Niky: 'nods!'
Niky: '*laugh*'
Anri: 'What, you wet your pants?'
Kandar: 'well, kinda but not exactly'
Starry: 'Somethiing like that, I'll bet. *smirk*'
Niky: '*giggle*'


Starry: 'Yes, that and the five Prozac and three caffeine pills. Good mix!'
Chemisse: 'is that what keeps you going Starry?'
Lavok: 'no, that is what she needs to keep from freaking out and eating ppl'